Internet fantasists. You got ta love um. Part 2

I earn more than any of you.

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I doubt it very much

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Benson's Bargain;5842221

I doubt it very much



No. I do. Last year I earned £2,857,000 after tax.

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starsparkle2311;5842238

Really? Where you live? I'm in need of a good night out tonight, bring … Really? Where you live? I'm in need of a good night out tonight, bring your money and let's partayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy:-D



In a very nice house in Mayfair.

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Uncle Monkey;5842239

No. I do. Last year I earned £2,857,000 after tax.



lol, ok you beat my turnover.......just

are you related to JFK?

Uncle Monkey;5842239

No. I do. Last year I earned £2,857,000 after tax.



:roll: of course you did, night night and god bless.

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ADZ1478;5842260

are you related to JFK?



He cleans my cars. I pay him in shin pads.

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Benson's Bargain;5842268

:roll: of course you did, night night and god bless.



Don't be jealous. Just try hard and one day you might be able to earn nearly half what I do.

Uncle monkey, I heard that you have an upcoming photoshoot for FHM Italy, is this true?

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grex9101;5842331

Uncle monkey, I heard that you have an upcoming photoshoot for FHM Italy, … Uncle monkey, I heard that you have an upcoming photoshoot for FHM Italy, is this true?



Shhhhhhhh don't tip off the paps! :x

you gotta take a photo of all your monies, next to your rap battle trophy

otherwise no one here will believe you

Uncle Monkey;5842344

Shhhhhhhh don't tip off the paps! :x



Sorry, I thought it would be common knowledge after your successful shoot for men's health...

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phatboy123;5842370

you gotta take a photo of all your monies, next to your rap battle … you gotta take a photo of all your monies, next to your rap battle trophyotherwise no one here will believe you



I've only got some loose change in my bedside draw. I'll it do?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/10/article-0-0024647300000258-626_468x617.jpg

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grex9101;5842376

Sorry, I thought it would be common knowledge after your successful shoot … Sorry, I thought it would be common knowledge after your successful shoot for men's health...



:oops:

Uncle Monkey;5842424

I've only got some loose change in my bedside draw. I'll it do?



You can clearly tell every note in the wad of notes under the top note is a plain piece of paper. :whistling:

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realfriendlyman;5842477

You can clearly tell every note in the wad of notes under the top note is … You can clearly tell every note in the wad of notes under the top note is a plain piece of paper. :whistling:



Prove it.

you work for the daily mail? :whistling:

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phatboy123;5842530

you work for the daily mail? :whistling:



Part own it.

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tinkerbell28;5842537

No that's his pocket change, he won't even bother trying to prove it, … No that's his pocket change, he won't even bother trying to prove it, time is money:-D



I'm looking for a new PA. £75k?

Uncle Monkey;5842508

Prove it.



Spread it out then....it almost looks like a "block" of notes. :giggle:

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realfriendlyman;5842558

Spread it out then....it almost looks like a "block" of notes. :giggle:



I'm not a performing chimp!

He lives in turkey.

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tinkerbell28;5842656

Yeah that's reasonable, when do you start interviews?



Well I've got a couple of meetings with Sir Richard and Sir Alan over the weekend. Can you make Monday?

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Uncle Monkey;5842732

Well I've got a couple of meetings with Sir Richard and Sir Alan over the … Well I've got a couple of meetings with Sir Richard and Sir Alan over the weekend. Can you make Monday?



dont forget to "squeeze" in sir cliff:thumbsup:

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tinkerbell28;5842743

Yep, I will see if I can get another helicopter flight for Monday and … Yep, I will see if I can get another helicopter flight for Monday and will be right over, PM times and dates:thumbsup:



Done. I'll send my new chopper over. No Pringles with time. The crumbs dull the leather seats.

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/3787/4518s.jpg

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grex9101;5842805



woah.... butterface but still wood

bykergrove;5842821

woah.... butterface but still wood



I quite like her.... :-D

/\ i like

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grex9101;5842805



I did her boob job, before I retired from medicine.

grex9101;5842805



[COLOR="Red"]^^I've had soooooooo much better^^[/COLOR]

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The JFK;5842867

[COLOR="Red"]^^I've had soooooooo much better^^[/COLOR]



Have you finished washing my Bentley yet boy?

Uncle Monkey;5842914

Have you finished washing my Bentley yet boy?



He's too busy polishing something else.........

He does that a lot.

You could say he's a master :-D

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seen prettier ladyboys:oops:

casparwhite;5843400

seen prettier ladyboys:oops:




I believe you.

yeah and this is mine lol
http://www.open2.net/blogs/media/blogs/39197167_gold.jpg

Looks like they forgot to edit the reflection in the window...
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