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    Interweb options.. no phone line.. dongles best/worst

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    The bird is moving to a flat that has no phone line, and so as she is a poor penny-less Civil servant.. she needs the best option for connecting her pre war computer to the interweb..

    can the good users in Misk give her the low down on what's and who is the best provider to go with..

    As she is addicted to facebook., and sending a zillion emails or so, like most birds its got to be the cheap options...

    rep and abuse for best options

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    1) Penny-less
    2) Civil Servant
    3) Moving into a flat
    4) Always on facebook

    what a catch!

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    JonnyTwoToes;8509712

    1) Penny-less2) Civil Servant3) Moving into a flat4) Always on … 1) Penny-less2) Civil Servant3) Moving into a flat4) Always on facebookwhat a catch!



    added bonus.. rates very highly on the nork-o-meter :-D

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    dog_cop;8509728

    added bonus.. rates very highly on the nork-o-meter :-D



    :-D :-D

    Are you planning to have Sky? I went past someone promoting sky in town yesterday and the poster said they would fit phone line for free. Don't know if its any use to you but could save some money.

    dog_cop;8509728

    added bonus.. rates very highly on the nork-o-meter :-D



    I think we have different meanings to the word nork (or at least I hope so)...should we say, a very over energetic session of 'rear' sex without the use of lube!

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    awoodhall2003;8509757

    I think we have different meanings to the word nork (or at least I hope … I think we have different meanings to the word nork (or at least I hope so)...should we say, a very over energetic session of 'rear' sex without the use of lube!



    mmm as I started the Norks word on here.. its all to do with fun bags etc ... anyway back to the dongle issue

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    ktdd18;8509754

    Are you planning to have Sky? I went past someone promoting sky in town … Are you planning to have Sky? I went past someone promoting sky in town yesterday and the poster said they would fit phone line for free. Don't know if its any use to you but could save some money.



    thanks but sky is the work of the devil and full of repeats and kak programmes .. and costs a zillion pounds to watch something half decent .... cheers though :thumbsup:

    Virgin Broadband?

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    peodude;8509818

    Virgin Broadband?



    mmm phone line ? and no shes been married and divorced so the virgin bit is a bit well used :-D

    Have you had a look at any of these? shop.orange.co.uk/sho…=19

    Some others here.top10.com/bro…es/

    If she spends a lot off time surfing and sending emails she may need to go for the higher usage.

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    peodude;8509818

    Virgin Broadband?



    Virgin I doubt, 'Broad'band maybe from how she's been described!

    USB internet dongle?

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    J.Dance;8509864

    USB internet dongle?



    yeah.. good answer well presented... but which one and from whom you duffer :-D

    dog_cop;8509871

    yeah.. good answer well presented... but which one and from whom you … yeah.. good answer well presented... but which one and from whom you duffer :-D



    I don't know google it yourself lazy git heres a link for you


    [url]www.google.co.uk[/url]

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    J.Dance;8509876

    I don't know google it yourself lazy git heres a link for you … I don't know google it yourself lazy git heres a link for you [url]www.google.co.uk[/url]



    tut how lazy.. today a quick link to google... tomorrow a safety catch...and before you know it you've accidentally blown your mates head off... that's if you have any mates .. percy

    dog_cop;8509895

    tut how lazy.. today a quick link to google... tomorrow a safety … tut how lazy.. today a quick link to google... tomorrow a safety catch...and before you know it you've accidentally blown your mates head off... that's if you have any mates .. percy



    Do pens come with a safety catch ohhh better be careful! :whistling:

    It will depend on the signal in your area DC, up the road from you (literally) T-mobile is crap for 3G but vodafone is ace.

    I would look on a couple of networks sites and see who has a high 3G signal in her area, then look at their dongle offerings.

    I went with vodafone which was 1GB of use for £15 and no expiration of credit but they recently changed this (with new dongles). All of the PAYG ones now only offer 30 or 60 day credit, it might be better to go contract but it depends on how long she will be without a phone line as a dongle can get expensive.

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    J.Dance;8509900

    Do pens come with a safety catch ohhh better be careful! :whistling:



    oh sorry I thought you were in the real army .. not the sally army ... now careful with that bic :whistling:

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    faevilangel;8509903

    It will depend on the signal in your area DC, up the road from you … It will depend on the signal in your area DC, up the road from you (literally) T-mobile is crap for 3G but vodafone is ace.I would look on a couple of networks sites and see who has a high 3G signal in her area, then look at their dongle offerings.I went with vodafone which was 1GB of use for £15 and no expiration of credit but they recently changed this (with new dongles). All of the PAYG ones now only offer 30 or 60 day credit, it might be better to go contract but it depends on how long she will be without a phone line as a dongle can get expensive.



    thanks for that sound advice.. seems a phone line would be a better option but blimin expensive to have one put in :x

    Hack into the neighbours

    dog_cop;8509915

    thanks for that sound advice.. seems a phone line would be a better … thanks for that sound advice.. seems a phone line would be a better option but blimin expensive to have one put in :x



    BT keep doing offers of free line if you take out a 18 month contract (or something similar)!

    Phone them up and have a chat, e.g.we are looking into broadband, phone and tv (bt vision) qith you but the cost of a new line is putting me off. Is there a way we could have the cost halved etc

    Be nice and you might get lucky, I always ring the Scottish call centre (fault line) and get put through to an english speaking person to deal with :-D

    edit - I was using my dongle for about 8 months, and was using it upto 10 hours a day and only had to top it up about every 3 weeks or so. If you're not downloading / watching videos then the credit will last a while

    Virgin Media do their broadband without a phone line.

    It's £15 for the first 3 months and then £20 a month. This is for 10meg.

    i have a 3 one which is useless and slow so don't get one on 3

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    J.Dance;8509929

    Hack into the neighbours



    thought of that she is hoping she can ponce off mine :x

    dog_cop;8509773

    mmm as I started the Norks word on here.. its all to do with fun bags etc … mmm as I started the Norks word on here.. its all to do with fun bags etc ... anyway back to the dongle issue


    I also know that meaning Been around a long time, but I prefer my version! Then use knockers, juggs, or my personal favourite is just breasts. (not to be confused with chicken though).

    J.Dance;8509929

    Hack into the neighbours


    Or of course ask the neighbours! Our neighbors in our student let asked very nicely until they got their internet installed could they leech off of ours. A bottle of vodka later...we agreed, and they had it for about 2 weeks and they paid us a bit towards it to say thanks. :thumbsup:

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    J.Dance;8509929

    Hack into the neighbours


    works for me..




    here hows about showing us a photo of the said burd..;-)

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    RFC;8510196

    works for me..here hows about showing us a photo of the said burd..;-)



    she says no but mentions something ..36E what ever that means ;-)

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    dog_cop;8510202

    she says no but mentions something ..36E what ever that means ;-)


    that means suffocation..;-)

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    RFC;8510225

    that means suffocation..;-)



    plenty of bounce back ability .. ;-)

    dog_cop;8510202

    she says no but mentions something ..36E what ever that means ;-)


    [COLOR="Silver"]I win...fiancee=36G..although I remember when they were 36E...they were big enough then! [/COLOR]
    RFC;8510225

    that means suffocation..;-)


    Above = death then!
    dog_cop;8510266

    plenty of bounce back ability .. ;-)


    :-D

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    awoodhall2003;8510284

    [COLOR=silver]I win...fiancee=36G..although I remember when they were … [COLOR=silver]I win...fiancee=36G..although I remember when they were 36E...they were big enough then! [/COLOR]Above = death then!:-D



    hey i can think of worse ways to go.........:-D

    RFC;8510311

    hey i can think of worse ways to go.........:-D



    True, I have already said when we have the money she can have a *all males will kill me now* reduction!

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    awoodhall2003;8510316

    True, I have already said when we have the money she can have a *all … True, I have already said when we have the money she can have a *all males will kill me now* reduction!


    i love them big *reduction nooooooooooooooooooooo* ies

    RFC;8510339

    i love them big *reduction nooooooooooooooooooooo* ies



    Lol! I'm happy with it as long as they dont go any lower then a DD, but I reckon it would be an DD or E they would be reduced to anyway. But they hurt her back at times and her health is more important and for her to be more confident of herself as well.

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    awoodhall2003;8510368

    Lol! I'm happy with it as long as they dont go any lower then a DD, but I … Lol! I'm happy with it as long as they dont go any lower then a DD, but I reckon it would be an DD or E they would be reduced to anyway. But they hurt her back at times and her health is more important and for her to be more confident of herself as well.


    fair enough..health comes first..

    enjoy them while you can..:thumbsup:

    RFC;8510390

    fair enough..health comes first..enjoy them while you can..:thumbsup:



    have been, will do, and it will be a while anyway as we have just got a mortgage!

    BT Talk & Surf Package

    Line rental
    Inclusive Weekend landline calls
    Broadband with a 10 GB limit.

    £26.03 inc VAT
    £19.0 for first 3 months
    18 month contract

    If there is no BT line in property say you want the free connection offer as you've seen it on MSE and they will oblige.

    Home broadband will be so much better than dongle.

    As has been said, their is no phone line required for Virgin Broadband, and they will do free installation when you take it out, and it's only a 12 month contract. I get 20MB for £30 a month, but there is smaller packages.

    A BT line, on it's own, will cost £12.50 a month, and then you'll have to pay the broadband charges on top of that.

    A dongle is designed for occasional use, and not for a everyday connection.

    sorry, still laughing at the fact you have a bird :O) poor lass

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    bitseylango;8510549

    sorry, still laughing at the fact you have a bird :O) poor lass



    shut it fatty and have another pie :thumbsup:
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