IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY:-

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Found 16th Dec 2008
IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY:-

Artery.................. The study of paintings

Bacteria.................Back door to cafeteria.

Barium...................What doctors do when patients die.

Benign..............What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section......A neighbourhood in Rome .

Catscan..................Searching for Kitty

Cauterize................Made eye contact with her.

Colic.................A sheep dog.

Coma...............A punctuation mark

Dilate...............To live long.

Enema..............Not a friend.

Fester...............Quicker than someone else.

Fibula...............A small lie.

Impotent..................Distinguished, well known.

Labour Pain..............Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff...........A Doctor's cane.

Morbid..............A higher offer.

Nitrates..................Cheaper than day rates.

Node.................I knew it.

Outpatient................A person who has fainted.

Pelvis.................Cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative...........A letter carrier.

Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery.

Rectum..............Nearly killed him.

Secretion.................Hiding something.

Seizure...................Roman emperor.

Tablet..............A small table.

Terminal Illness.........Getting sick at the airport.

Tumour...................One plus one more.

Urine...............Opposite of you're out.

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i like Urine :giggle:

A couple made me smile. But I put it down to a strong irish accent and someone mishearing what they had said that made it funny to me.

my new boss is ooirish - so I might be able to speaka da lingo with this extra information!!!

ilovelilac;3785229

i like Urine :giggle:



water sports ?:whistling:

geedub;3785510

water sports ?:whistling:



speak for yourself :roll:
:santa:

Fester made me giggle!
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