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    Iron Man vs Iron Woman

    What's the difference between Iron man & Iron woman???

    Iron Man is a super hero while Iron Woman is an instruction!!!

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    Instruction or Instructor?

    You stole that from Jack FM

    Original Poster

    I'm not allowed to say on the basis that I haven't been given permission to express my opinion!

    Another sickipedia special

    Original Poster

    My son came home from school and told me he has a part in the school play. He's playing a man who has been married for 25 years. I told him "Better luck next time son - maybe they will give you a speaking part"

    seeing as though we are doing corny jokes heres one back.

    Paddy and Murphy are walking through the forest and notice a sign saying 'Tree Fellers Wanted'

    Paddy turns to murphy and says, shame there is only 2 of us.

    Original Poster

    2 women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.. I think they were Hovis Witnesses.

    the old ones are the best

    its only me

    2 women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white … 2 women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.. I think they were Hovis Witnesses.



    I got the same email as you I think. I liked

    Just had my water bill of £175 drop on my mat. That's a lot. Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just £2 a month: time to change supplier I think.

    My next door neighbour came round banging at my front door at 3AM last night - can you believe that!?! 3AM!!


    Luckily for him I was still up playing on my drums.

    Original Poster

    FrootCake

    I got the same email as you I think. I liked Just had my water bill of … I got the same email as you I think. I liked Just had my water bill of £175 drop on my mat. That's a lot. Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just £2 a month: time to change supplier I think.



    My Fav was With all this snow my wife keeps looking through the window - if it snows anymore - I'll have to let her in!
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