Is God Black or White?

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Found 13th Mar 2009
One day Little Johnny walks up to his Mom and says, Mommy, is God Black or White?

She replies, Well, Honey, God is both Black and White.

Then he says, Mommy, is God a boy or a girl?

God is both a boy and a girl, Honey, she replies.

Mommy, is God gay or straight? he inquires again.

Getting a little irritated, the mother replies, Well, Honey, God is both gay and straight.

After thinking for a moment, Johnny looks up and asks, Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?

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