....................Is it Alpha to cry when........................

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1. You're not allowed any more sweetie money.
2. You mum won't let you play football in year 7 at school.
3. Someone you hate is given an inheritance of £10M
4. Someone scratches the paintwork on your toy BMW car.
5. You learn your best friend is gay.
6. You learn your best friend who you hoped was gay, isnt.
7. Your new training shoes have got dirty
8. Your thread gets spammed on an internet forum.
9. You lose contact with a buddy.
10. Someone puts you in your place.



On a scale of 1 - 5 (5 being Alpha) mark your Alphaness score.....

Random questions.... feel free to quantify your reasons or give examples.


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What the **** are you talking about?

RED TEXT MEANS ITS ACCEPTABLE

1. [COLOR="Red"]You're pet dog dies.[/COLOR]
2. [COLOR="Red"]You split up with your partner.[/COLOR]
3. [COLOR="Red"]Someone you love dies.[/COLOR]
4.[COLOR="Red"] You learn the car accident you had, will mean a leg being amputated.[/COLOR]
5. [COLOR="Red"]You learn you have 6 weeks to live.[/COLOR]
6. Your favourite TV show gets cancelled
7. You use the wrong colour nail varnish.
8. Your thread gets spammed on an internet forum.
9. You lose contact with a buddy.

dandoc2;5764815

RED TEXT MEANS ITS ACCEPTABLE1. [COLOR="Red"]You're pet dog … RED TEXT MEANS ITS ACCEPTABLE1. [COLOR="Red"]You're pet dog dies.[/COLOR]2. [COLOR="Red"]You split up with your partner.[/COLOR]3. [COLOR="Red"]Someone you love dies.[/COLOR]4.[COLOR="Red"] You learn the car accident you had, will mean a leg being amputated.[/COLOR]5. [COLOR="Red"]You learn you have 6 weeks to live.[/COLOR]6. Your favourite TV show gets cancelled7. You use the wrong colour nail varnish.8. Your thread gets spammed on an internet forum.9. You lose contact with a buddy.



+1 :thumbsup:

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dandoc2;5764815

RED TEXT MEANS ITS ACCEPTABLE1. [COLOR="Red"]You're pet dog … RED TEXT MEANS ITS ACCEPTABLE1. [COLOR="Red"]You're pet dog dies.[/COLOR]2. [COLOR="Red"]You split up with your partner.[/COLOR]3. [COLOR="Red"]Someone you love dies.[/COLOR]4.[COLOR="Red"] You learn the car accident you had, will mean a leg being amputated.[/COLOR]5. [COLOR="Red"]You learn you have 6 weeks to live.[/COLOR]6. Your favourite TV show gets cancelled7. You use the wrong colour nail varnish.8. Your thread gets spammed on an internet forum.9. You lose contact with a buddy.




Yup, I think I'd agree with your selections. Any particular reason you regard the ones in black as non alpha?

9. You lose contact with a buddy.

Only this one, especially as Liverpool and Hawaii are soooo far apart

bravo alpha lima lima sierra

Alfonse;5764859

bravo alpha lima lima sierra



:lol:

1. You're pet dog dies.
2. You split up with your partner.
3. Someone you love dies.
4. You learn the car accident you had, will mean a leg being amputated.
5. You learn you have 6 weeks to live.
6. Your favourite TV show gets cancelled
7. [COLOR="Red"]You use the wrong colour nail varnish.[/COLOR]
8. Your thread gets spammed on an internet forum.
9. You lose contact with a buddy.

Is there something you're trying to tell us guv?

RED TEXT MEANS ITS ACCEPTABLE

1.[COLOR=black] You're pet dog dies.
2. You split up with your partner.
3. Someone you love dies.
4. You learn the car accident you had, will mean a leg being amputated.
5. You learn you have 6 weeks to live.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]6. Your favourite TV show gets cancelled
[/COLOR]7. You use the wrong colour nail varnish.
8. Your thread gets spammed on an internet forum.
9. You lose contact with a buddy.

I'd be in two minds about dying in 6 weeks. Think of all the fun you could have?

Jonsend;5764800

What the **** are you talking about?



Just actually just laughed out loud... Imagined Ralph saying you're comment...

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Titchimp;5764893

[COLOR=red]6. Your favourite TV show gets cancelled[/COLOR]



stefor;5764885

7. [COLOR="Red"]You use the wrong colour nail varnish.[/COLOR]Is there … 7. [COLOR="Red"]You use the wrong colour nail varnish.[/COLOR]Is there something you're trying to tell us guv?



Don't laugh. To some, these things are very important.

you seem slow on the uptake Jonsend or should we spell it out, Alpha denotes physical prowess, high achievement, bullying and sexual attraction.

lfc_engravedonheart;5764830

+1 :thumbsup:



+2 the other stuff isn't important but if you want to cry then feel free

You learn the car accident you had, will mean a leg being amputated



Depends whose leg:-D

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cis_groupie;5765021

Depends whose leg:-D



Yours obviously.

You could exchange it for your arms if you like?

I did lol, 7/10

GJDM

Titchimp;5764893

RED TEXT MEANS ITS ACCEPTABLE1.[COLOR=black] You're pet dog dies.2. You … RED TEXT MEANS ITS ACCEPTABLE1.[COLOR=black] You're pet dog dies.2. You split up with your partner.3. Someone you love dies.4. You learn the car accident you had, will mean a leg being amputated.5. You learn you have 6 weeks to live.[/COLOR][COLOR=red]6. Your favourite TV show gets cancelled[/COLOR]7. You use the wrong colour nail varnish.8. Your thread gets spammed on an internet forum.9. You lose contact with a buddy.



this

[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]So, I can write in red - cool[/SIZE][/COLOR]

1. You're pet dog dies.
- Being upset and crying a little is okay. It's not alpha if you properly start to bawl.

2. You split up with your partner.
- If you were deeply in love then bawling is allowed. But you have to get over it in less then a week, otherwise you're verging on being a pussy

3. Someone you love dies.
- Crying is allowed. You will only be forgiven for bawling if it's someone extremely close to you, e.g. your mother

4. You learn the car accident you had, will mean a leg being amputated.
- No crying allowed. Possibly allowed to shed a few tears but even then you're pushing it.

5. You learn you have 6 weeks to live.
- You're allowed to be slightly upset, no crying unless there are out of the ordinary circumstances. E.g. You'd just spent the last 5years of your life trying to accomplish a huge feat and you were only 7 weeks away.

6. Your favourite TV show gets cancelled
- No crying. Even showing you're upset means you get beats.

7. You use the wrong colour nail varnish.
- Nail varnish = non alpha. Let the beating ensue

8. Your thread gets spammed on an internet forum.
- Internet forum = non alpha. Let the beating ensue

9. You lose contact with a buddy.
- No crying allowed. Only being a little upset


8-)

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Good Answer.......

nikkib123;5765078

Good Job Donkey Man?



:-D i'd say 7, every man does, right ? . .

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myaser88;5765179

:-D i'd say 7, every man does, right ? . .



Many gay men do. No need to reply. I already know you're homophobic.



So with that in mind...... a change of questions will follow.

Many gay men do. No need to reply. I already know you're homophobic.So … Many gay men do. No need to reply. I already know you're homophobic.So with that in mind...... a change of questions will follow.



:cry:

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guv;5765325

Many gay men do. No need to reply. I already know you're homophobic.So … Many gay men do. No need to reply. I already know you're homophobic.So with that in mind...... a change of questions will follow.



myaser88;5765354

:cry:




OK..... No 10 for Myaser

OK..... No 10 for Myaser



:lol:, hardly

jimbocuk;5764951

you seem slow on the uptake Jonsend or should we spell it out, Alpha … you seem slow on the uptake Jonsend or should we spell it out, Alpha denotes physical prowess, high achievement, bullying and sexual attraction.



You mean like this?
http://3432.voxcdn.com/_images/articles/2008/01/21/pic09261.jpg
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