.Is it Just Me?

    .Is it Just Me?

    I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

    I had amnesia once -- or twice.

    Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

    All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't buy me happiness.

    If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who rode horses

    What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?

    They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.

    Experience is the one thing you have left when all else is gone.

    One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other

    My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.

    I used to be very indecisive. Now, I'm not so sure.

    The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

    How can there be self-help 'groups'?

    If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

    Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground,
    and I'll show you someone who'll never get his pants off.

    Is it just me--or do buffalo wings taste a lot like chicken?


    You need to go back to bed.

    It's just you.

    I like these. Now I just need to remember them

    Very good :thumbsup:
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