Is lovely Jo becoming just another thumbnail on the police website?

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Found 18th Jan 2011
what next???????????

I have never read such a trite piece of journelism.…tml


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please read,
Edited by: "flp14344" 18th Jan 2011


Says it all.

I'm not one to usually back these usually left wing twitter campaigns against against the dail mail but that is just crass beyond belief.


That just crass and trashy journalism at its worst .

What else can youe expect from the Daily Mail!!!!!!

Daily Mail is an awful paper filled by awful journalists


I remember they did the same with Stephen Gateley as well.


I have to agree with all comments but something draws me to the website every day. It's like car crash journalism!

I don’t have 50p and try tossing 30p and a White Company button into the b … I don’t have 50p and try tossing 30p and a White Company button into the bucket. It doesn’t work.

says it all really

Is it just me - or does anyone else think that the journalist Liz Jones even looks patronizing in her own 'thumbnail' pic?

I almost buy that upmarket pizza; the choice tells me Jo wanted a lovely … I almost buy that upmarket pizza; the choice tells me Jo wanted a lovely life, something above the ordinary.

we are all avoiding the big question posed by this article - Liz, have … we are all avoiding the big question posed by this article - Liz, have you arranged to pay back the taxi driver?- lee, Johannesburg, South Africa, 18/1/2011 07:52


Wow.... that really is one cringeworthy horror show of a "story".

Christ alive thats frickin mental. I don't think 'weird' really covers it.

I was all ready and waiting to post my usualy sarcastic retort, but I accidently ended up reading the crock of crap and cannot believe thats for real.



I think one comment sums it up - if you read the whole story in a Chris Morris Day Today style accent, it reads better.

So bad on so many levels - this piece could be used in journalism classes as a what not to do.

I prefer the 'Have you just compared murder with fare dodging? Ridiculous'

Is she allowed to publish literally anything she wants?

Trying to pay the toll with buttons. Maybe she tried the same trick on the veggie burger that they didnt give her.

These 'journalists' diminish our lives.

how can anyone write something like this? who is this woman?


Was that an excert from Briget Jones's dairy?

Who was this misterious Taxi driver, Hugh Grant or Collin Firth.

On the other hand how many people have read that article that would have just flicked past it normally?

Someone should murder Liz Jones. That'll teach her.


Someone should murder Liz Jones. That'll teach her.

Someone should tell the toll company she tried to defraud the machine with buttons.


I don't think she actually even went to Bristol....all the reference points are easily available from other news articles hence why she over embroidered the story to compensate.

Awful oO

Someone has been arrested story here
Edited by: "bossyboots" 20th Jan 2011

Great parody of the article here:

Is lovely Liz becoming just another thumbnail on the Daily Mail … Is lovely Liz becoming just another thumbnail on the Daily Mail website?17-01-11 Karen Fenessey retraces the steps of Liz Jones, the night she wrote her article for the Mail on SundayWhy didn't someone fill her glass with bleach? Liz just hours before the horror.It's Friday night and I am in a bar not far from Liz Jones's house near Taunton. This is where Liz stopped off for a drink before she set off home past all the twinkly shops (a Boots, a JJB Sports, a 'Marks and Sparks'; Taunton is nothing if not a place that has some shops) towards her laptop computer.I wish she had spent what were probably her last hours before writing her article somewhere lovelier. The food is awful (I ask for sausage and chips and it comes without the sausage - and without the chips!) but the young women behind the bar are sweet with huge, wobbly eyes.Alex is working her way through uni, where she is studying something called 'English'. She comes from London and her parents are now terrified she might become a journalist for the Daily Mail. She was working here that night. She says she saw things. With her eyes.Lyn, with very very very very blonde hair, who was also working here that night, says she is 'more fearful of newspapers now, I'm more nervous. It's just so mysterious how someone could have written an article like that'.I leave the bar at 8pm and retrace Liz's steps. Even though it's January, the streets have people on them all walking somewhere or other. There are a couple of women joggers but they are with boyfriends or husbands who are reading the Independent.I walk past a university building on my right (no doubt full of people with pens) with Waitrose on my left. I wander the bright aisles, full of young women rushing round after work - it's almost as if they are shopping. They leave with carrier bags full of expectation and yoghurt.I head up the hill towards the leafy part of Taunton. It's quieter now, and darker. I find Tesco, and go in. This also turns out to be a shop. I almost buy the same upmarket pizza that Liz bought; the choice tells me she liked ham, but really good ham. Not ham that was full of water and hormones. Ham that you can get from a nice village butcher full of young women rushing around.When I reach Liz's sleepy village, there is one police van on the green as I turn right into her street.I bet her heart lifted as she reached this spot, looking forward to the feeling only a Friday night spent composing something utterly unspeakable for the Mail on Sunday can give you.As I near her house, the road is quiet. It's almost as if there are no other people in the immediate vicinity. Earlier in the day there had been an ITN news van but I notice from the absence of big vans with 'ITN' written on the side that it has gone now. I'm reassured to see two policemen standing vigil at her iron gate, either side of a small, discreet pile of dog turds in varying degrees of decay.I tell them I'm spooked, walking here. 'Don't be spooked,' one says. 'Residents are campaigning to get brighter street lights installed so they can see Liz Jones coming and pretend to be statues.' So the old antique, lovely nice ones are to disappear to be replaced by not nice ones that are all new because of something even not nicer.That afternoon I had gone to the newsagent where Liz's article was discovered. It was horrible and windswept. I don't know what I had expected. A newsagent possibly. I'm not really sure.There was no ceremony here, no policeman, just the article on a now dog-eared poster. I got the feeling the world is starting to forget Liz, that she'll become just another thumbnail on the Daily Mail website, along with Peter Hitchens, Jan Moir and that **** lunatic Melanie Phillips.I'd have expected the cars to slow down here to show respect but they sped past, as if people were driving them. Were they driving home from work? Did the police even care? The lane is narrow. I can't see how someone could have come out of the newsagent with a copy of the Daily Mail without being beeped at and told to get out the way, as I was just because I was standing in the middle of the road.There were no messages with the turds, just one card, still sealed in its Cellophane. The person who left it hadn't bothered to remove the Cellophane or write on the Cellophane. I thought about Cellophane. Did the police even care?Leaving the newsagent, I return to my car. My satnav takes me to the M6.The theory is Liz's article took the long route from her house to the newsagent to avoid the CCTV cameras. Perhaps it also wanted to avoid paying the £5 toll.I don't have £5 and try tossing a Kraft cheese single and a Michael Bublé CD into the toll booth. It doesn't work.There is now an angry queue behind me. Isn't it interesting that you can write an article for the Mail on Sunday in the most violent, painful, frightening way possible and yet there are elaborate systems in place to ensure you do not get to break the law?Finally, a man in a taxi jumps out, and runs to me brandishing a £5 note.'Not all men are Liz Jones,' he says, grinning. Maybe not. But one Liz Jones is all it takes.


Great parody of the article here:LINK

awful situation of course but this made me laugh, everyone at work is staring at me! X)
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