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    IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE CAME ALONG TO TELL THE MEN'S SIDE OF THE STORY.

    IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE CAME ALONG TO TELL THE MEN'S SIDE OF THE STORY.

    Men strike back!



    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None. It should be opened when she brings it.
    -----------------------------

    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably

    never be able to support you.
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    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
    them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
    -----------------------------

    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
    When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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    How do you fix a woman's watch?
    You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
    ----------------------------
    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door,

    who do you let in first?
    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
    -- --------------------------
    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
    It's called a Wedding Cake.
    ----------------- -----------------
    Why do men die before their wives?
    They want to.
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    Women will never be equal to men
    until they can walk down the street with a bald head
    and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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    tl;dr

    American crap

    Awful, just awful.

    Think this was all done on here before? not so long ago either? :thinking:
    Cant be arsed going searching for it.:whistling:

    black gerbil1;7805964

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