Its my birthday and.............

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Found 27th Jul 2007
I feel really depressed. Make me laugh please.............

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Happy Birthday!!!

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_23_9.gif

and.......you never got me anything for my birthday the other week

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c302/asianhonkey/random/Happy-Birthday1.gif

Happy Birthday man -- how old are you ?

Heres a joke for you

Man goes to a psychiatrist and the psychiatrist says to him " ok were gunna do some picture associations so say the first thing that pops into you head"

The psychiatrist draws a tree
http://ecenter.colorado.edu/publications/gpg/images/tree_sketch.jpg

Man shouts "SEX!"

psychiatrist then draws a dog
http://www.gabrielmorka.com/wp-content/gallery/BlueSketches/DirectorDog_Sketch.jpg

"SEX SEX "shouts the man

"ok last one" says the psychiatrist

psychiatrist draws a horse

http://www.scottramsey.com.au/playground/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/horse.jpg

"SEX SEX SEX" the man shouts

"hmmm" says the psychiatrist " my conclusion is your are obsessed with sex ,you have it on the brain"

" me obsessed with sex ? " replies the man
"youre the one drawing all the dirty pictures"


Hope that cheered you up


I shall add some drawings to cheer you up

old age creeps up and suddenly grabs you by the bones :giggle:

Happy Birthday

Original Poster

Thanks everyone, feeling happppppyier already....

Original Poster

[QUOTE=dandoc2]Happy Birthday man -- how old are you ?

42 ouch......................

Three ducks walk into a bar.

"Say, whats your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

"Huey", was the reply.

"How's your day been Huey?"

"Great, lovely day, had a ball, been in and out of puddles all day, what else could a duck want?", said Huey.

"Oh, that's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and whats your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.

"Great, lovely day, i've had a ball too been in and out of puddles all day myself, what else could a duck want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

"My name is Puddles."

Iom-RF

Three ducks walk into a bar."Say, whats your name?" the bartender asked … Three ducks walk into a bar."Say, whats your name?" the bartender asked the first duck."Huey", was the reply."How's your day been Huey?""Great, lovely day, had a ball, been in and out of puddles all day, what else could a duck want?", said Huey."Oh, that's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and whats your name?""Dewey," came the answer from duck number two."So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked."Great, lovely day, i've had a ball too been in and out of puddles all day myself, what else could a duck want?"The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?""No," she said, batting her eyelashes."My name is Puddles."



ha ha ha love it

http://armflorist.com/images/catalog/bln1022.jpg

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/2790/sspbdaycake2wh6.gif

Happy Birthday :thumbsup:

Happy Birthday

Original Poster

MBeeching

Happy Birthday!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1yMlzlJxbU


love it, thanks :giggle: :giggle:

Original Poster

donnydude

and.......you never got me anything for my birthday the other week


happpppy birthday for the other week dude..............xx

Im 25 in 5 days
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