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    It's official!!

    Without doubt, ITV have just screened the worst advert EVER to be broadcast on British television. I know standards are going downhill on terrestrial TV, but this was on at what used to be known as prime time.Obviously it is the company marketing the product that are paying for the airtime, so not the fault of ITV itself - but come on now!!

    Feel free to suggest a more cringeworthy example in British advertising history.

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    That's what you get for watching television.

    wow thanks for the heads up am buying some of this for deek

    VIPee, VIPoo, VIPong, VIPrat, VIPorn, VIPussy....hails a new dawn to the English language.

    Edited by: "danielj" 13th Feb

    Nothing beats the Money Supermarket bs, I just avoid those channels during the middle of the day when my child is around.

    Great product tho, no? But yeah, standards are FLYING downhill.
    Edited by: "novo77" 13th Feb

    Awful ad, but I've seen much worse. Go Compare and Money Supermarket come to mind.

    So its the UK clone of youtube.com/wat…9uY aslo you might need to use it before you go up where the sun dont shine.

    miles136

    wow thanks for the heads up am buying some of this for deek


    I heard a rumor that deekys poo already smells of roses!

    Original Poster

    novo77

    Nothing beats the Money Supermarket bs, I just avoid those channels … Nothing beats the Money Supermarket bs, I just avoid those channels during the middle of the day when my child is around. Great product tho, no? But yeah, standards are FLYING downhill.



    Bure11

    Awful ad, but I've seen much worse. Go Compare and Money Supermarket come … Awful ad, but I've seen much worse. Go Compare and Money Supermarket come to mind.




    Awful and annoying adverts I agree, but this just seemed to plumb new depths. It is like something from The Apprentice, but so much worse. Sorry, Sir Alan.




    https://www.dreamteamfc.com/c/s3/dreamteamfc-prod/uploads/2015/12/tumblr_npjd8hDgmb1qbwxmzo1_400.gif

    They take the fun out of everything!

    danielj

    It's expensive.


    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_s_4yGShl0sY/TGr9CqJUokI/AAAAAAAAC5U/9e3KkcFOn0M/s1600/Rose+Plate.jpg
    Make one's gf eat the roses after tomorrow 14th, it's cheaper. That stuff is £90 a litre.

    Edited by: "splender" 13th Feb

    BREAKING NEWS YOU PAID THE BBC TO WATCH IT TOO!

    Class, crass and it cost you money, bet you're glad you have a TV licence now

    novo77

    Nothing beats the Money Supermarket bs, I just avoid those channels … Nothing beats the Money Supermarket bs, I just avoid those channels during the middle of the day when my child is around. Great product tho, no? But yeah, standards are FLYING downhill.

    Bure11

    Awful ad, but I've seen much worse. Go Compare and Money Supermarket … Awful ad, but I've seen much worse. Go Compare and Money Supermarket come to mind.




    Ahhh "Sir" Alan, the BBC shill billionaire who demands you pay your TV licence, so he gets free advertising and paid!

    novo77

    Nothing beats the Money Supermarket bs, I just avoid those channels … Nothing beats the Money Supermarket bs, I just avoid those channels during the middle of the day when my child is around. Great product tho, no? But yeah, standards are FLYING downhill.

    Bure11

    Awful ad, but I've seen much worse. Go Compare and Money Supermarket … Awful ad, but I've seen much worse. Go Compare and Money Supermarket come to mind.


    I believe that it's actually Lord Sugar. Although I doubt he will be along in person to correct you.

    I bet Mrs Trump sprays this all over herself when getting into the marital bed with The Don

    Quite liked that

    Bure11

    Awful ad, but I've seen much worse. Go Compare and Money Supermarket come … Awful ad, but I've seen much worse. Go Compare and Money Supermarket come to mind.


    Admiral Multicar, God I hate those adverts, they are like something that would be put on loop in the depths of Hell to torture people.

    The irony of that advert is the 'actor' will prob never become a famous 'actor' to use her VIPoop

    Have to agree Saturn, TV going down the pan

    anyone remember the homebase ads with the Men behaving badly peeps.
    was rubbish.

    i also hate the bank ads that are designed to make you trust them, i.e. rbs trying to repair their dire image

    Edited by: "lumsdot" 13th Feb

    My favourite ad! Maltesers new boyfriend

    youtu.be/WDx…pL0

    haritori

    The irony of that advert is the 'actor' will prob never become a famous … The irony of that advert is the 'actor' will prob never become a famous 'actor' to use her VIPoopHave to agree Saturn, TV going down the pan


    Though I bet there are plenty of people willing to sniff after her. Now that is the irony.

    they should combine this with the yank women who doesn't want her cloths going to her closet and the smell dying.

    Saturn

    The link to the execrable dialogue and footage.



    ​ my tv license comes out monthly dd, no sure how much lol. but would you pay double to not have these adverts? the BBC wouldn't change their costs because others went advert free. but i do agree some adverts are awful, the poorly dubbed english ones annoy me, haha

    Graham1979

    BREAKING NEWS YOU PAID THE BBC TO WATCH IT TOO!Class, crass and it cost … BREAKING NEWS YOU PAID THE BBC TO WATCH IT TOO!Class, crass and it cost you money, bet you're glad you have a TV licence now



    hi

    yes I do love paying for it

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Graham1979

    BREAKING NEWS YOU PAID THE BBC TO WATCH IT TOO!Class, crass and it cost … BREAKING NEWS YOU PAID THE BBC TO WATCH IT TOO!Class, crass and it cost you money, bet you're glad you have a TV licence now




    anyway grumpy not seen u for a while how are you?

    In case anyone is actually interested in this- there are loads of recipes online that show you how to make it. It's basically essential oil and normal (vegetable based?) oil that floats on the surface of the water. You could probably pour a bit of scented oil for an oil burner in your loo and it would do the same thing.

    miles136

    wow thanks for the heads up am buying some of this for deek



    I don't need it thanks. My poo already smells of roses infused with honey.

    Why do you watch terrestrial TV if it annoys you so much?

    Banned

    #fooddancing

    deeky

    I don't need it thanks. My poo already smells of roses infused with honey.



    Trump is that you?

    april already

    Never mind the advert, who buys these products? Everybody's **** stinks: just open the window, for crying out loud!!

    What makes it 'official'? Is the OP on some advertising inspectorate board?

    Its just an advert? No need to make a thread about it..

    The ironic thing is that I knew what this thread was referring too without even looking X)
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