Joe Pasquale speaks very highly of you...

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Found 11th May 2010
Yeah, I know it's a crap joke - but if someone tells me that someone else speaks highly of me, I like to tell them that Joe Pasquale speaks highly of them. Often, the other person is confused, but I get a cheap laugh out of it...

Anyone else got any crap jokes they can't resist cracking?

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Can't think of any off the top of my head but I am sure as hell going to start using that one!

When I was younger my Grandma used to say "Oooh haven't you grown" and I couldn't resist a quiet "no, you've shrunk".

who do you support?

Manchester United; how about you?

I support my legs because they support me.

GentleTouch;8580033

who do you support?Manchester United; how about you?I support my legs … who do you support?Manchester United; how about you?I support my legs because they support me.



Someone should break them :lol

thats a top joke mate. I myself can't resist "thats what she said". Also, when someone says, can i have a fork? I like to say fork off. Its for my own laughs.

I'll get my coat.

My version of the fork is to reply.. sorry did you want a forken knife? simple minded I know

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cringe fest ITT...
when people say "I like your top" sometimes I used to reply "It likes you too" :oops:

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oh and i sometimes use the "you have to take me out to dinner first" line too

baffledsalmon;8579678

When I was younger my Grandma used to say "Oooh haven't you grown" and I … When I was younger my Grandma used to say "Oooh haven't you grown" and I couldn't resist a quiet "no, you've shrunk".



GentleTouch;8580033

who do you support?Manchester United; how about you?I support my legs … who do you support?Manchester United; how about you?I support my legs because they support me.



mcnally32;8580132

thats a top joke mate. I myself can't resist "thats what she said". … thats a top joke mate. I myself can't resist "thats what she said". Also, when someone says, can i have a fork? I like to say fork off. Its for my own laughs. I'll get my coat.



bykergrove;8581463

cringe fest ITT...when people say "I like your top" sometimes I used to … cringe fest ITT...when people say "I like your top" sometimes I used to reply "It likes you too" :oops:



:?

I enjoyed Dr Who's joke recently when he was being quizzed by Amy Pond's fiance about him being kissed by Amy:

Fiance: "Did you kiss her back?"

Who: "No. I kissed her mouth"

Made I chuckle that'n

Cowboy walks into a saloon wearing a paper bag - Sheriff looks at him and says - "you're wanted for rustling !!

sharkalos;8581688

I enjoyed Dr Who's joke recently when he was being quizzed by Amy Pond's … I enjoyed Dr Who's joke recently when he was being quizzed by Amy Pond's fiance about him being kissed by Amy:Fiance: "Did you kiss her back?"Who: "No. I kissed her mouth" Made I chuckle that'n



he didn't respond like he was joking - proper matter of factly about it.. that's what made it so funny

Wheres your Mum from?

I don't know. Alaska?

No don't worry, I'll ask her.
:oops:
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