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    john darwin escaped............

    Its just been reported John Darwin has escaped from prison. Officers said he was last seen in the gym on the rowing machine .................heh heh heh

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    Don't tell his sons :whistling:

    canoe not think of a better joke than that? it was a bit kayak!

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    chrishill;2659158

    canoe not think of a better joke than that? it was a bit kayak!



    good reply . ha ha ha , mine was better tho:whistling:

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    Does he have a little door that leads to his wifes cell:?

    Prissymiss;2659238

    Does he have a little door that leads to his wifes cell:?



    Nooo...you're thinking of that bloke in Austria :whistling:



    Actually, that was his daughter, wasn't it :oops:

    Original Poster

    oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh:oops:

    Original Poster

    bump ......sorry too much alcohol (hic):thinking:

    Who John Darwin? :oops:

    John Darwin's sitting in his canoe and he's quite cold. He decides to risk it and light a fire. The canoe immediately sinks. This just goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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    edna_clouds;2659599

    John Darwin's sitting in his canoe and he's quite cold. He decides to … John Darwin's sitting in his canoe and he's quite cold. He decides to risk it and light a fire. The canoe immediately sinks. This just goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it.



    like it ....lol:thumbsup:

    edna_clouds;2659599

    John Darwin's sitting in his canoe and he's quite cold. He decides to … John Darwin's sitting in his canoe and he's quite cold. He decides to risk it and light a fire. The canoe immediately sinks. This just goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it.



    Lmao :thumbsup:

    Naeem786;2659556

    Who John Darwin? :oops:



    Its alright people dont que up to tell me, I found out!!

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    Naeem786;2659742

    Its alright people dont que up to tell me, I found out!!



    seriously i thought you were messing :oops:

    chrishill;2659158

    canoe not think of a better joke than that? it was a bit kayak!



    alnbowes;2659220

    good reply . ha ha ha , mine was better tho:whistling:



    no it wasnt

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    bigbob909;2659802

    no it wasnt



    oh an your three words were better 2

    I've had some pimms and I'm loving all of this!

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    Clarty123;2659973

    I've had some pimms and I'm loving all of this!



    me too , well lager:-D

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