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    John Terry jokes...

    Anyone got any good jokes about his affair?... I'll get us started.

    Wayne Bridge sent his missus a replica of his penis made from Cadburys Chocolate...

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    Original Poster

    She said she prefers Terrys.

    Supermod

    Capello telephoned Wayne Bridge to tell him that John Terry has lost the captains armband. He also asked Bridge to look under his bed to see if it is there.

    Capello has announced john terry has lost the England captins armband. He's phoned Wayne bridge and asked him to look under his bed

    399out;7730664

    She said she prefers Terrys.



    Heard it...you may want to search first and find some JT threads on here.

    Like this one(which has all jokes mentioned on here so far) ]http//ww…dge

    Wayne Bridge is sick and tired about the rumours that his child may in fact be John Terry's, so he issued a press statement...

    ... "It's not Terry's it's mine"

    SuperEd

    sings ''Chelsea wherever you may be,dont trust your wife with john terry,his dad sells crack,his mum steals tea and he cries when he misses a penalty''

    Original Poster

    All very good! i love the chelsea chant ahaha! keep them coming :-D

    Original Poster

    davidn84;7730705

    Heard it...you may want to search first and find some JT threads on … Heard it...you may want to search first and find some JT threads on here.Like this one(which has all jokes mentioned on here so far) http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/599464/team-terry-or-team-bridge



    But it isn't a joke thread.. This is for jokes only.

    How gutted are you for Wayne Bridge? He's second choice even with the missus.

    SuperEd

    Adam2050;7730875

    How gutted are you for Wayne Bridge? He's second choice even with the … How gutted are you for Wayne Bridge? He's second choice even with the missus.



    boom boom :thumbsup:

    SuperEd

    Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone.

    When questioned by police as to why he was speeding, he said "l've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house."

    Original Poster

    BREAKING NEWS: John Terry is set to appear before the Iraq inquiry after alleged secret meetings with Bush

    John Terry; sometimes he scores at the Bridge, sometimes at the Bridge's.

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    Vanessa Perroncel is in a Complicated Relationship. John Terry and Wayne Bridge like this.
    Vanessa Perroncel is having a baby. John Terry dislikes this.
    Vanessa Perroncel Facebook Notification: John Terry has Poked you

    Original Poster

    All quality!

    Original Poster

    Any other new ones? haha
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