john2020md Joke Thread...

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Found 24th Jun 2013
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I think you are being penalised John. Nobody else has such rules attached to their posts. Maybe mods will realise in time how much even the bad jokes are worth.

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Two Chinese-men break into a distillery. One turns to the other and says, "Is this whisky?" He says.

"Yes, but not as whisky as wobbing a bank.
Just upgraded to a chicken-proof lawn.

It's impeccable.
john2020md

The other night, I bought a Chinese meal. I was horrified when a pair of … The other night, I bought a Chinese meal. I was horrified when a pair of eyes were staring at me through my noodles. It was okay though - it was only my Peking duck ...



I used to have a chinese girlfriend, one night i asked her for a 69........

she said " i aint cooking at this time of night"

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They say the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So I poke the missus and say "Put the kettle on fatty".
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And he's back...
Pluck off john
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Pluck off john

Two Chinese-men break into a distillery. One turns to the other and says, "Is this whisky?" He says.

"Yes, but not as whisky as wobbing a bank.
How you think it should be played X)

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How it really should be played

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Two Chinese-men break into a distillery. One turns to the other and says, … Two Chinese-men break into a distillery. One turns to the other and says, "Is this whisky?" He says."Yes, but not as whisky as wobbing a bank.



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Edited by: "lumsdot" 24th Jun 2013
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Two Chinese-men break into a distillery. One turns to the other and says, … Two Chinese-men break into a distillery. One turns to the other and says, "Is this whisky?" He says."Yes, but not as whisky as wobbing a bank.


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Fixed

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Woy Hodgson and his identical twin bwuvver break into a distillery. One … Woy Hodgson and his identical twin bwuvver break into a distillery. One turns to the other and says, "Is this whisky?" He says."Yes, but not as whisky as wobbing a bank.



I see MJ has made this the official john2020md joke thread meaning he is not to post any other separate ones.

It's not going to be the same
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I see MJ has made this the official john2020md joke thread meaning he is … I see MJ has made this the official john2020md joke thread meaning he is not to post any other separate ones.It's not going to be the same

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First page reserve

Johno to save this thread from being spammed as well, title the thread as 'johno's official joke thread' or something.
Edited by: "Adnan786" 24th Jun 2013
I'll miss the ol' format

But out with the old etc

john2020md

I dont mind where i post really..its just they were all getting deleted for some reason... ???
Need more threads, no way were they all user spammed, this is a conspiracy.

Edited by: "rdtorres" 24th Jun 2013
John why dont you get an avatar?

And all your threads were being member spammed as MJ confirmed, nothing to do with you.

Deeky owes you an apology X)
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Two Chinese-men break into a distillery. One turns to the other and says, … Two Chinese-men break into a distillery. One turns to the other and says, "Is this whisky?" He says."Yes, but not as whisky as wobbing a bank.



Supplies!
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Two Chinese-men break into a distillery. One turns to the other and … Two Chinese-men break into a distillery. One turns to the other and says, "Is this whisky?" He says."Yes, but not as whisky as wobbing a bank.

2sly

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Woy Hodgson and his identical twin bwuvver break into a distillery. One … Woy Hodgson and his identical twin bwuvver break into a distillery. One turns to the other and says, "Is this whisky?" He says."Yes, but not as whisky as wobbing a bank.



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Classic fools and horses
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John why dont you get an avatar? And all your threads were being member … John why dont you get an avatar? And all your threads were being member spammed as MJ confirmed, nothing to do with you.Deeky owes you an apology X)

I know this will sound stupid but i dont know how to put one up...i only got to know how to post gifs from being on here...
Edited by: "john2020md" 24th Jun 2013
Give me your password john and I'll sort it for you.
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Deeky owes you an apology X)



And ditto for him accusing me in a dedicated anti-deeky-rant thread.
Edited by: "deeky" 24th Jun 2013
john2020md

I know this will sound stupid but i dont know how to put one up...i … I know this will sound stupid but i dont know how to put one up...i only got to know how to post gifs from being on here...



I thought that was your avatar

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Edited by: "fuzzydunlop" 24th Jun 2013
You need this as your avatar john

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deeky

You need this as your avatar john



I know someone just-like-that!
Edited by: "fuzzydunlop" 24th Jun 2013
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RossD89

Thread returned



back again...just-like-that!

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Edited by: "fuzzydunlop" 24th Jun 2013
I don't have to read the joke again do I?
Is this THE joke thread that will not be spammed by cretins?
steve01980

Is this THE joke thread that will not be spammed by cretins?



The one and only.
As a guitarist, have a nod AND a wink from me.
Am I allowed to tell a joke in Johns thread or would that be spamming?
Adnan786

Am I allowed to tell a joke in Johns thread or would that be spamming?




naa no chance of spamming, you'll fail
It's a little rude so im not sure. Its no way near as funny as Johns jokes are. I think you're right Joey I should save myself the embarrassment
Nice to be back, still a crap joke though

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posts have lost their magic a bit now they are no longer 'forbidden'
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So john, how will you be maintaining this thread? A lot of effort went in to this X)
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