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    johnathon ross caught shoplifting

    johnathon ross has been arrested after he was caught stealing a kitchen utensil from debenhams. apparently when questioned by police he said it was a whisk he was willing to take.

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    Carley;4988115

    wubbish



    I sea wut you did there

    hehe! For a minute I was hoping it was true!

    two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff :P

    Liddle ol' me;4988121

    hehe! For a minute I was hoping it was true!



    same, lock him up and throw away the key please.

    lol, thanks, that was funny

    Before I clicked on it I was thinking... is it true.. you never know.. it coullld beeee lol

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    Hmmm.... give that one a 4 outta 10

    don't know why he is doing this,
    he is a multi-millionare already!!

    Jetpac;4988123

    two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff :P



    Boom








    Boom





















    Tish!

    Original Poster

    i got a few jokes texted and that was the best one lol

    DangerGod;4988142

    Hmmm.... give that one a 4 outta 10



    Gosh DG I didnt recognise you without boobs or ass

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    ClarityofMind;4988227

    Gosh DG I didnt recognise you without boobs or ass



    im a man of many faces COM.... most of them bad ones lol

    Original Poster

    the other 2 if you're interested are

    just bought a goldfish and the thing is epileptic, but if i leave it in its bowl its fine.

    and...................

    sky news have just confirmed 2 premier league football stars were burgled last night, ryan giggs lost 3 league winners medals, 4 F.A cup medals, and 2 european cup medals, alan shearer lost a george forman grilling machine a kettle and a toaster

    DangerGod;4988234

    im a man of many faces COM.... most of them bad ones lol



    That's what makes you so well-liked I think

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    ClarityofMind;4988255

    That's what makes you so well-liked I think



    dont let SS read that, it will be WW3.... she always seems to say i think everyone likes me and im so popular yet i have never said anything like that lol...

    DangerGod;4988275

    dont let SS read that, it will be WW3.... she always seems to say i think … dont let SS read that, it will be WW3.... she always seems to say i think everyone likes me and im so popular yet i have never said anything like that lol...



    but.. everyone likes you and you're so popular lol

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    ClarityofMind;4988285

    but.. everyone likes you and you're so popular lol



    lol well i wouldnt say that but thanks,,,, i like you to

    DangerGod;4988295

    lol well i wouldnt say that but thanks,,,, i like you to



    I'm just teasing ya.. hope you having a great day x x

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    ClarityofMind;4988309

    I'm just teasing ya.. hope you having a great day x x



    yep snooker is on... thanks u2 x

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    Speaking of Woss, was good to hear Russel Brand back on the radio at the weekend, although his on air chat with Woss was a bit dull compared to the last one.

    N20Y1D;4988395

    Speaking of Woss, was good to hear Russel Brand back on the radio at the … Speaking of Woss, was good to hear Russel Brand back on the radio at the weekend, although his on air chat with Woss was a bit dull compared to the last one.



    Had heard he was going to return but didn't hear the programme x

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    ClarityofMind;4988428

    Had heard he was going to return but didn't hear the programme x


    MP3 of the show: utv.vo.llnwd.net/o16…mp3

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    N20Y1D;4988593

    MP3 of the show: http://utv.vo.llnwd.net/o16/RusselBrand&NoelGallagher.mp3



    V.good. Noel Gallagher's comments about wanting to see Newcastle go down because there's nothing funnier than fat topless Geordies crying was quality.

    Original Poster

    fat topless Geordies crying lmao, lets hope so
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