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Found 28th May 2013
Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.

After nearly six months, she woke up and saw that she was no longer pregnant.

Frantically she asked the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replied, "You had twins, a boy and a girl.

The babies are fine. However they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately, so your brother Paddy came in and named them."

The woman thought to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother. He's a clueless idiot.” Expecting the worst, she asked the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?"

"Denise," said the doctor.

The new mother was somewhat relieved and thought to herself, 'Wow, that's a really beautiful name. I guess I was wrong about my brother, I really like Denise.'

Then she asked, "What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replied, "Denephew."

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very good....

jokes good but way too well known

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brilly

jokes good but way too well known


yeah but for everyone that knows it there will be another that would not have....if I can bring a little joy into somedays day I dont really care about the rest!

I don't get it... (_;)

Denise= the niece
Denephew=the nephew

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da_deshi

Denise= the nieceDenephew=the nephew



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My 2nd smile of the day

Thanks OP.

champsx5x5

cant see anything funny with your racist story


Are you serious?

champsx5x5

not really up for stereotyping of any kind, have reported thread as … not really up for stereotyping of any kind, have reported thread as racist, cant understand how anyone could be this ignorant in this day and age to think this joke was ok



Wow. I bet you're loads of fun at a party.

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TangoTemptress

Don't people have a sense of humour any more?Good job they didn't hear … Don't people have a sense of humour any more?Good job they didn't hear all the funny JOKES in the 70's



Care to share any ?

John2020md! is that you?

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Boogie83e

John2020md! is that you?



I have already had to make statements to the police over this.....I am not or ever have been affiliated with John2020md.
All my jokes have been stolen or copied from legitimate sources!

Can I also mention that at no point does this joke refer to any race or creed.
Edited by: "mosskeeto" 29th May 2013
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