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    An actor can't get work because he always forgets his lines, but he eventually finds a theatre where they give him a chance to shine.

    The director says, "This part has only one line. You walk on stage with a rose, hold it to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff, and say, 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress'."

    The big night arrives, the curtain goes up and the actor walks onto the stage and delivers the line.

    The theatre erupts with laughter and the director cries, "You bloody fool! You've ruined me!"

    The actor says, "I didn't forget my line, did I?"

    "No," the director says, "You forgot the rose!!!!"

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    jellybaby22;3531084

    :roll: you have failed...leave....leave and never post … :roll: you have failed...leave....leave and never post again....................



    read it in nuts :oops: lol xx

    salder21;3531100

    read it in nuts :oops: lol xx



    You sure This aint skusey, who put the wrong login details?

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    dean3988;3531129

    You sure This aint skusey, who put the wrong login details?



    yeah...maybe ;-)

    which is worse. . .
    A) the joke
    B) the fact you read nuts!! :P

    jellybaby22;3531213

    both as bad as the other...time for you to go sally...go and never come … both as bad as the other...time for you to go sally...go and never come back :-D



    I reported tis worse than an epic fail!! :-D

    first thing that has made me chuckle in here for ages

    hahahaaaaaaaaa!!!! rep!

    made me smile!
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