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    Defence Attorney:
    Will you please state your age?

    Little old Lady:
    I'm 71 years old.

    Defence Attorney:
    Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

    Little Old Lady:
    There I was, sitting there in my swing on the front porch on a warm spring evening,
    When a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

    Defence Attorney:
    Did you know him?

    Little old lady:
    No, but he sure was friendly.

    Defence Attorney:
    What happened after he sat down?

    Little Old Lady:
    He started to rub my thigh.

    Defence Attorney:
    Did you stop him?

    Little Old Lady:
    No, I didn't stop him.

    Defence Attorney:
    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:
    It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

    Defence Attorney:
    What happened next?

    Little Old Lady:
    He began to rub my breasts.

    Defence Attorney:
    Did you stop him?

    Little Old Lady:
    No I didn't stop him.

    Defence Attorney:
    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:
    His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years.

    Defence Attorney:
    What happened next?

    Little Old Lady:
    Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just lay down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!"

    Defence Attorney:
    Did he take you?

    Little Old Lady:
    Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool" and ran off................ And that's when I shot him...............the little bast*rd.

    3 Comments

    Banned

    Lol good one

    haha!

    i'm getting a sense of de ja vu, i am sure this joke has been on here recently, still funny though
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