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    A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.

    She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."

    "What did you not understand ?"

    And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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    - raptorcigs

    27 Comments

    Lets hear this joke then.

    aaaah ohhh its about NFL

    whats a quarter back ???

    never heard of the term in football i'll get on the dog and bone to Andy Gray see what he thinks??

    It's an American joke.

    Dont you mean Rugby??

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    rose_cat_jr;8574923

    It's an American joke.


    its a crap joke!

    RFC;8574932

    its a crap joke!



    Same sort of thing.

    i wouldn't even call it a joke..

    whats the blonde girlfriends name???

    i think its important that we know

    Voted cold, misleading title.



    rose_cat_jr;8574923

    It's an American joke.



    RFC;8574932

    its a crap joke!



    Redundant

    Banned

    CFC_Mark;8575135

    Redundant


    you have got to try ,no really someone will employ you.....really they will.:thumbsup:

    RFC;8575174

    you have got to try ,no really someone will employ you.....really they … you have got to try ,no really someone will employ you.....really they will.:thumbsup:



    :lol:

    Original Poster Banned

    I know you guys are pulling my leg.... You are all bursting with laughter, your just trying to make me feel bad!

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    shergold;8575210

    I know you guys are pulling my leg.... You are all bursting with … I know you guys are pulling my leg.... You are all bursting with laughter, your just trying to make me feel bad!


    keep them comming dont you listen to them,hows the horse btw.

    Original Poster Banned

    RFC;8575235

    keep them comming dont you listen to them,hows the horse btw.

    Ok, i have another one. This one is a joke to remember. It is saved on my phone so i can impress the girls.

    So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

    They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.

    And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"

    And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

    shergold;8575289

    Ok, i have another one. This one is a joke to remember. It is saved on … Ok, i have another one. This one is a joke to remember. It is saved on my phone so i can impress the girls.So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"



    How many birds have you pulled with that one then?

    shergold;8575289

    Ok, i have another one. This one is a joke to remember. It is saved on … Ok, i have another one. This one is a joke to remember. It is saved on my phone so i can impress the girls.So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"



    CFC_Mark;8575561

    How many birds have you pulled with that one then?



    :lol: im guessing none, but its a challenge to do it, so im gonna start using it hahaha

    micoo;8575591

    :lol: im guessing none, but its a challenge to do it, so im gonna start … :lol: im guessing none, but its a challenge to do it, so im gonna start using it hahaha



    :lol: Good luck.

    It might work if you're absolutely hammered

    CFC_Mark;8575602

    :lol: Good luck. It might work if you're absolutely hammered



    i am most of the time anyway :lol:

    i dont think i could say it to a girl with a straight face though

    Zookeeper says to paddy

    ''The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to mate with it. Would you consider it for £1000?''

    Paddy replies....

    I will on three conditions.

    1st - I'm not going to kiss it.........

    2nd - My family must never know......

    And finally 3rd .......................


    I'll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together

    micoo;8575591

    :lol: im guessing none, but its a challenge to do it, so im gonna start … :lol: im guessing none, but its a challenge to do it, so im gonna start using it hahaha




    i like your thinking dude!:-D mite do that for a laugh myself:thumbsup:

    o dear.

    o dear o dear.

    (and i usually pity laugh a lot of crap jokes...)

    Original Poster Banned

    I will have to think of some more good ones!

    what lies at the bottom of a bird cage and ends in I T .?

    When are we supposed to laugh?

    shergold;8575289

    They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.





    How can that happen?
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