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    Tequila Test.


    If this doesn't make you laugh -- then you must really be having a bad
    day!!! This is why we should know our limits when drinking tequila.

    Guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees
    it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.

    He guesses there must
    be thousands of dollars in it.

    He approaches the bartender and asks. "What's up with the jar?"

    Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money.."

    The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. "What are the three tests?"

    Pay first, those are the rules." says the bartender. So the man gives him
    the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar."OK," the bartender says.

    "Here's what you need to do:

    First, you have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila, the whole
    thing, all at once...and you can't make a face while doing it.

    Second, There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You have
    to remove the tooth with your bare hands.

    Third. - There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never reached orgasm
    during intercourse. You've gotta make things right for her."

    The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot,

    I won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and
    then do those other things..."

    "Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is."

    As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he asks,
    "Wherez zat tequila?"

    He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a big slurp.

    Tears streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face.

    Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon the
    people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on outside.

    They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping and
    then silence.

    Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the
    bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all over his body.

    "Now," he says. "Where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"

    3 Comments

    i just split up with my cross-eyed girlfriend..












    think she's seeing someone else

    oh tequilla it makes me happy

    I didn't find it funny

    Bad day?

    Probably.
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