Joke - Geography

    Geography of a Woman

    Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fresh bushland around the fertile deltas.

    Between 23 and 30 a woman is like japan; well developed and open for trade, especially for someone with lots of cash.

    Between 31 and 35 a woman is like Spain; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty..

    Between 36 and 40 a woman is like Italy; gently aging but still warm, and a desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50 a woman is like Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

    Between 51 and 60 a woman is like Great Britain; with a glorious and all conquering past but, alas, no future.

    Between 61 and 70 a woman is like Russia; very wide, the borders are now unpatrolled and the frigid climate keeps people away.

    After 70, they become Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but, no fecker wants to go there.

    Geography Of A Man

    Between 1 and 100 a man is like America --- ruled by a dick.

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