[ Joke ] Husband and Wife

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Found 21st May 2008
BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE:

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8 Comments
Good one, but i remember reading it posted on here already
LOL i like that!!
lol haha
Thats funny!
LOL :giggle::giggle:
posted a few times but still funny :-)
he he he very funny!!
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