(JOKE) I want a divorce

    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although
    his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one
    day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange
    a divorce for him.

    The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
    circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

    Have you any grounds?

    Yes, an acre and half and nice little home..

    No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

    It made of concrete.

    I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

    No, we have carport, and not need one.

    I mean. What are your relations like?

    All my relations still in Poland .

    Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

    We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

    Does your wife beat you up?

    No, I always up before her.

    Is your wife a nagger?

    No, she white.

    Why do you want this divorce?

    She going to kill me.

    What makes you think that?

    I got proof.

    What kind of proof?

    She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf
    in bathroom. I can read, and it say:



    lol. cant beat a bit of mis-interpretation

    Original Poster

    hehe yea don't ya know it, i always wondered was "polish" as in person spelled the same as "polish" as in furniture polish lol

    lol... luv a good giggle in the mornin!

    Really good made me giggle. Really good in a morn

    does your wife beat u up?
    no i up before her lol lolol


    Original Poster

    spotted it this morning thought it was funny so id thought id share it as i like my mornin giggle
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