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    The shipwrecked welshman


    Original Poster

    A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a
    sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.

    Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.
    After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
    companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

    One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
    clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

    As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
    lonely Welshman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and... put his arm
    around it.

    But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep,growled fiercely until the
    man took his arm from around the sheep..

    After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but
    there was no more cuddling.

    A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
    The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman
    the man had ever seen.. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her
    and he slowly nursed her back to health.

    When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening
    beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening... red sky, cirrus clouds,
    a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

    Pretty soon, the Welshman started to get 'those feelings' again. He
    fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and,
    realising he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman
    cautiously and whispered in her ear.......

    Original Poster

    'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?' :w00t:



    Quality lol


    Lmfao - classic :thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.

    So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

    His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat.

    Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.

    She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

    Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."

    "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life.

    lmao that is old but gold

    haaaa the second one is good

    I was just wondering, whose car would they have gone to?

    ha ha

    :thumbsup::-D Great laugh.. ;-)
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