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    Taken from April's FHM

    A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a tramp asks for a toothpick. He gives him the toothpick and the tramp leaves. A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers there is a second tramp, who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and off he goes. There is a third knock at the door, and a third tramp. The landlord says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too". "No a straw" says the tramp. The landlord gives him a straw but is curious as to why he wants it, so he asks the tramp why he wants the straw and not the toothpick. To which the tramp replies, "some bloke just threw up outsidebut all the good stuffs gone already".

    7 Comments

    Thanks for that .. think I'll skip breakfast!

    Yuck. That turned my stomach!

    Gross!!!!

    yummy

    Damn, this is a n OLD joke, I use to tell this when I was at Primary School, dead funny though, albeit a little altered from my version, normally the tramps are sat in the corner of the bar, and it does come off a lot better dependent on how you tell it

    Mike..

    That is SO GROSS!!

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    Bump for the latecomers
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