Joke. The Christmas Present.

Found 2nd Dec 2008
The Christmas Present.

A young man Called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present
for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very
long and she lived a considerable distance away. he consulted with his
sister and decided after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality
gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too
personal. Off he went with his sister to Harrods and they selected a pair of
quality, fur lined leather gloves.
His sister bought a pair of knickers for herself at the
same time. Harrods had a free gift wrap offer, but the
assistant mixed up the two items, so the sister got the gloves and Ron got the
knickers! Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present
in a parcel with the following letter:

Dear Sasha,
I chose these because I've noticed you are not wearing any when we go out
in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister, I would have chosen
the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to
take off). These are a very delicate shade, and the lady I bought them
from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and
they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me, and she looked really
smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her.
She also said that they rub against her ring, which
keeps it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began
wearing them. I wish I was there to put them on for you
the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance
to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow into them a
little bit, because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing. Just
imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.
I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
Love ,
P.S I thought you might like to know that my mum likes
to wear hers folded down with a little bit of fur

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