joke thread .......... against women

    there are alot of sexist jokes against men, anybody get any against women,lol thanks


    how many men does it take to open a bottle of beer? none, should be open when she brings it into you.

    Q: What does a camera, a condom and a woman's mouth have in common?
    A: They were all designed to catch that special moment.

    How do you fix a woman's watch?
    You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

    Why does a woman have legs?
    seen the mess a snail makes;-)

    Woman walks into a bar and says to the barman "Can I have a double entendre please"

    The barman says "ok, sit over there and I will give you one later"

    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
    It's called a wedding cake. :-D

    Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa
    a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
    Dad: That happens in every country, son.:thumbsup:

    Why do women get married in white?
    So they match the kitchen appliances!

    What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? made the chain too long.

    OP wanted JOKES ( i.e. funny)!! :w00t::-D
    *rushes off into the bathroom to cry* ( probably not)

    my bro says this to me all the time
    "when is a woman ever on top of a man? when the kitchen is upstairs"

    Q-.whats the difference between a german woman and a walrus?

    A,-1 has a moustache and smells of fish, the other is a walrus.

    Why has a woman never been to the moon????

    Because it doesn't need cleaning yet



    Why do women get married in white?So they match the kitchen appliances!


    Brill jokes!
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