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    *Joke* What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

    Nothing, she's already been told twice! :-D

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    I've been told this one before - and find it in very bad taste.....

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    http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/b/br/brokenarts/200984_sign_4_stop.jpg

    whats with all the pics?

    Original Poster

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    matt1



    how cute

    http://www.catfacts.org/cat-mouth-full.jpg

    http://www.bigpawsonly.com/dog-images/psycho-dog.jpg

    next?

    what do david beckham and an expensive watch have in common?

    *lamest joke i can think of right now*

    ^
    dunno?

    they both come in a posh box

    rubbish :roll: ;-)

    i thought the idea was to tell bad jokes lol.

    Judging by the first joke, it needs to be in bad taste as well :thumbsup:

    boooo, I prefered the random pictures!!


    http://www.asware.net/gallery/d/3769-2/cow.jpg

    http://www.caption-this.com/dog-tired.jpg

    Will that do?

    http://cam.ucsd.edu/~mholst/personal/images_cats/tired.gif

    http://www.iggyandbella.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/10001/covert.jpg

    http://www.gagreport.com/images/boxer_dog.gif

    First joke is disgusting, domestic violence is NOT a joke

    What did the woman say when she walked into the lounge?

    Who cares - why was she out of the kitchen?

    :oops:

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    BristolDeal

    What did the woman say when she walked into the lounge?Who cares - why … What did the woman say when she walked into the lounge?Who cares - why was she out of the kitchen?:oops:



    Why have women got smaller feet?

    So that they can stand closer to the sink!

    My uncle says that one all of the time, but he finds it funny because its him that does all the washing up :giggle: and he swears that she brings the neighbours dishes for him to wash too!

    "two peanuts walking down the street...one was a-salted"

    Two packets of crisps going down the street. A tube of Pringles pulls up in a car and says "D'you want a lift?" "No thanks," they say, "we're walkers."

    Two piles of vomit walking down the street. One points to the gutter and says "That's where I was brought up."

    I like the pringles one...silly senseless jokes always make me laugh lol
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