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    JOKE: When girls don't put out

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    Girls Please have a sense of humor!

    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

    FOR EXAMPLE:

    One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, I dont feel like it, I just want you to hold me.

    I said, WHAT??!! What was that?!

    So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear

    Youre just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.

    She responded to my puzzled look by saying, Cant you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?

    Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

    The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldnt decide which one to take, so I told her wed just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, Lets get a pair for each outfit.

    We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesnt even know how to play tennis.

    I think I threw her for a loop when I said, Thats fine, honey. She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, I think this is all, dear, lets go to the cashier.

    I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, No honey, I dont feel like it.

    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, WHAT?

    I then said, Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. Youre just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.

    And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, Why cant you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?

    Apparently Im not having sex tonight either but at least that ***** knows Im smarter than her.

    17 Comments

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    :thumbsup:brilliant, rep added

    Lol, good one!

    love it

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    brill

    thats so so clever , rep added .

    Well as a girl, I thought it was crude but effective... you showed her exactly how you felt when she refused you and now perhaps you may both understand each other a little bit better.

    I hope anyway ... either that or she is going to dump you!

    very good

    You wish!:p

    lol! excellent

    omg is this real ?

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    omg is this real ?



    omg, is that question real ?

    It's as old as the hills, but funny enought the 1st time :thumbsup:

    Absolutely brilliant, pmsl :-D

    Thats Great!!

    awesome!!!

    ahahahahahaha

    oh, dear. very good.
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