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    JOKE: Who would you offer a ride to?

    1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
    2. An old friend who once saved your life.
    3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

    Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?

    Think before you continue reading.

    This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

    The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."

    Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."







    ....HOWEVER....
    The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.

    7 Comments

    Not to keen on the "correct" answer!!

    ive hear this one before, a classic funny joke!!

    I thought it was brilliant!! Will be showing my mom later :w00t: (she's almost as sick and twisted as I am....but not quite lol)

    still the old lady.....the perfect partner maybe my dream, but I bet I ain't hers, my mate would forgive me, thats what mates are for....

    Still good joke

    Agent_Silver;2215705

    still the old lady.....the perfect partner maybe my dream, but I bet I … still the old lady.....the perfect partner maybe my dream, but I bet I ain't hers, my mate would forgive me, thats what mates are for....Still good joke



    aww why so pessimistic?!

    but that wasnt the question, it says who would u give a ride to
    staying behind means u give no one a lift and therefore does not answer the Q so YOUR SACKED!

    magicbeans;2218242

    aww why so pessimistic?!



    realistic not pessimistic....;-)
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