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    Joke..Before I goto bed

    Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

    One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

    There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

    Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

    Question: Who was the survivor?

    (Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)





























    Answer:

    The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

    **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
    **** Men keep scrolling.





































    So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.



    By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen

    10 Comments

    looool

    lol

    not bad, not bad at all:thumbsup:

    I want to go to bed too, so hurry up already and post the joke....

    very funny

    Original Poster

    Shengis;2024539

    I want to go to bed too, so hurry up already and post the joke....



    lol ok ok

    doctor: I have good news for you, and bad news for you.
    patient: whats the bad news?
    doctor: we cut off the wrong leg!
    patient: whats the good news then!?
    doctor: your bad leg is getting better.

    posting this joke twice doesn't make it funnier.

    akme;2024546

    lol ok okdoctor: I have good news for you, and bad news for you.patient: … lol ok okdoctor: I have good news for you, and bad news for you.patient: whats the bad news?doctor: we cut off the wrong leg!patient: whats the good news then!?doctor: your bad leg is getting better.posting this joke twice doesn't make it funnier.



    :lol:

    I prefer..

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Achmed.... I keel you.

    :lol:

    Original Poster

    Shengis;2024554

    :lol:I prefer..Knock, knock.Who's there?Achmed.... I keel you.:lol:



    haha that guy cracks me up..can never get bored of watching that vid

    lol!!

    lol way 2 funny

    very good
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