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    My 10 year old cousin told me these today:

    What kind of phone does a cleaner have? - An IronPhone

    (You may have to be a northener to understand this)

    You know them after eights? They are mint them!

    A festive offering............................................

    A woman goes to a tattoo parlour & asks for a tattoo of Santa & Merry Xmas on
    her right thigh & a bottle of champagne with happy New Year on her left
    thigh. As she was leaving, the tattoo artist asks why she wanted such
    unusual tattoos. She says I am sick & tired of my husband complaining that
    there is nothing good to eat between Christmas & New Year.

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    Ha ha! That made me chuckle! :-D

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    A festive offering............................................A woman … A festive offering............................................A woman goes to a tattoo parlour & asks for a tattoo of Santa & Merry Xmas onher right thigh & a bottle of champagne with happy New Year on her leftthigh. As she was leaving, the tattoo artist asks why she wanted suchunusual tattoos. She says I am sick & tired of my husband complaining thatthere is nothing good to eat between Christmas & New Year.

    sickipedia.org if there is nothing on there to cheer you up then there is something seriously wrong with you


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