jokes for fun

    think ive got that swine flu....
    im comin out in rashers.

    just been told ive won a holiday in mexico!

    cannot go im oig sick

    blonde runs out of petrol and phones her husband
    ive run out of petrol but im really scared to fill up in case i catch swine flu.
    the husband tuts and says u daft [email protected]
    its in not mexico not texaco


    Rang the NHS "Swine Flu Helpline" today - no help - all I got was crackling . . . .

    quality peeps
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