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    > Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast,
    > they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
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    > A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled
    > LSD?"
    > Granny replies, "Damn the pills, have you seen the purple dragons
    > in the kitchen?!"
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    > Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly
    > agrees.
    > Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks,"Dad, what's love juice?"
    > Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
    > Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
    > Dad says, "So what were you watchin'?"
    > Billy says, "Wimbledon."
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    > A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband,"I look
    > horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
    > He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."
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    > Wife gets naked & asks hubby,"What turns you on more, my pretty face or
    > my sexy body?"
    > Hubby looks her up & down and replies,"Your sense of humour!"
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    > An elderly couple was attending Mass.
    > About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband,
    > 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?
    > He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'


    Sorry if these have been posted before

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    Banned

    lmao...... very good!:thumbsup:

    Last and second were kind of rubbish.
    Rest were beyond funny :w00t:

    Needed this - thanks

    :thumbsup::w00t:Very funny

    Great

    excellent

    brilliant :-D

    :giggle: nice

    Good stuff

    :giggle: :lol:
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