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    JonnyTwoToes for PM - Manifesto!

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    So reading through the Tory thread it got me thinking (seriously) about actually doing something rather than just being an armchair critic.

    First things first! Here's my manifesto (thank you for the contributions!).

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    [COLOR="Red"]1) [/COLOR]Be nicer to one another. Make an effort to smile at total strangers.
    [COLOR="Red"]2) [/COLOR]No return of fox hunting. It's simply wrong. No place in a modern society for such a barbaric act.
    [COLOR="Red"]3)[/COLOR] No raise in national insurance contributions. We pay enough tax in terms of NI (for what we get in return). I do not agree with taxing the rich individual as I feel this stalls entrepreneurialism, however I do agree that we should increase corporation tax on companies earning disproportionate amounts.
    [COLOR="Red"]4) [/COLOR]Pull our troops out of a unwinnable war (Afghanistan). Make other politicians understand that behind every photo of every soldier killed, there is a human being, a family and a life that has been ended.
    [COLOR="Red"]5) [/COLOR]Overhaul of current judicial system. Include longer and tougher penalties for drunk drivers, gang crime, young offenders and hate crime. Introduce a system that forces the perpetrator to pay back society for the crime they have committed.
    [COLOR="Red"]6)[/COLOR] Role Model Ambassadors. No more looking up to the plastic population! Good, hard working, respectable people will be encouraged to partake in activities involving education within schools. The end of our 'wannabe' generation is nigh!
    [COLOR="Red"]7) [/COLOR]More direct involvement from the electorate! No more will we have to wait four years to get a say. I will put into action a scheme that allows the electorate to decide points of interest that effect them on a regular basis. Through internet, face to face and postal voting, YOU get to decide what, how and when you want things DIRECTLY! (no more hoping your local councilor raises them at PMQ). This will be a TRUE democracy! Following this idea, you would have had a say in what your tax money went to in terms of the Olympics and that 'lovely' roller coaster building they are building at YOUR expense! More involvement equals more pride in what may one day be a world leading country again!
    [COLOR="Red"] [/COLOR]Wage cap for ALL MP's (including me!) No longer will people move into politics to make a quick buck! Educated people such as scientists, engineers, business leaders will all be offered rolls to accommodate their skills. We will learn from the best of the best without a hint of corruption! The true wage of any MP will be to see this country standing tall with new generations paying an active part in society!
    [COLOR="Red"]9)[/COLOR] No external jobs for MP's. You're an MP so spend all your hours working as one! No time for extra jobs, sitting on boards for 3 hours a month to earn £50k a year. It's deplorable! You are an MP because you want to make a difference to this country of ours, so spend your time doing so!
    [COLOR="Red"]9)[/COLOR] A reduction in benefits. A total overhaul to make living off benefits less of an easy option. That said, those who genuinely need benefits (older people, disabled people) will see an increase in their benefits.
    [COLOR="Red"]10) [/COLOR]Conscription (national service).ALL people who chose to live/be born in this country will have one year of a modern day conscription at the age of 18 (or for immigrants who between the ages over the age of 18-45 when entering the country) . To learn the history of our country, to learn the belonging of it's inhabitants that our country so needs and to be proud of this country in a combined effort to move it forward and support it in being a true global leader in ethics, morals and general good honest decency!
    [COLOR="Red"]11)[/COLOR] Increased wages for essential workers. We need to make Nurses, FireFighters, Doctors, the jobs of choice for young people. This means increasing wages for those on the front line AND only offering managerial jobs within these sectors to those who have worked through the chain of command! No more ridiculous wages for 'managers/admin staff' who have never given an injection, put our a fire or taken someones pulse! The managers within these sectors will be people who have worked there way through the ranks and therefore have earned the respect from the front line staff.

    If you can add

    6) Tear down that ridiculous planned London Olympic mangled rollercoaster tower
    7) Ban Celebs from being news, and ban Cheryl Cole's songs

    Then you've got my vote.

    Ban Katie Price from every newspaper + all above & i'm on my way to the polling station :thumbsup:

    JonnyTwoToes;8291375

    [COLOR="Red"]1) [/COLOR]Be nicer to one another. Make an effort to smile … [COLOR="Red"]1) [/COLOR]Be nicer to one another. Make an effort to smile at total strangers.[COLOR="Red"]2) [/COLOR]No return of fox hunting. It's simply wrong. No place in a modern society for such a barbaric act.[COLOR="Red"]3)[/COLOR] No raise in national insurance contributions. We pay enough tax in terms of NI (for what we get in return). I do not agree with taxing the rich individual as I feel this stalls entrepreneurialism, however I do agree that we should increase corporation tax on companies earning disproportionate amounts.[COLOR="Red"]4) [/COLOR]Pull our troops out of a unwinnable war (Afghanistan). Make other politicians understand that behind every photo of every soldier killed, there is a human being, a family and a life that has been ended.[COLOR="Red"]5) [/COLOR]Overhaul of current judicial system. Include longer and tougher penalties for drunk drivers, gang crime, young offenders and hate crime. Introduce a system that forces the perpetrator to pay back society for the crime they have committed.



    6. No added water to chicken breast. :lol:

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    The Manifesto will be changed as we go along - see, I listen to my electorate!:-D

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    moob;8291468

    6. No added water to chicken breast. :lol:



    :-D Let's have a chat about that....

    moob;8291468

    6. No added water to chicken breast. :lol:



    :-D:-D That made me giggle.. ;-)

    Nice one.:thumbsup:

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    no accountants and lawyers to run the country

    it should be run by scientists and engineers

    whatsThePoint;8291497

    6 is real :? i thought it was an April's fool :oops:



    I'm sure it's real, as it was on many news websites :?
    I hope it's a joke though, £19 Million for a mangled mess? It's stupid.

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    casparwhite;8291509

    no accountants and lawyers to run the countryit should be run by … no accountants and lawyers to run the countryit should be run by scientists and engineers



    Agreed.

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    DarkKnight;8291456

    If you can add6) Tear down that ridiculous planned London Olympic mangled … If you can add6) Tear down that ridiculous planned London Olympic mangled rollercoaster tower7) Ban Celebs from being news, and ban Cheryl Cole's songsThen you've got my vote.



    Added.

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    darren9030;8291462

    Ban Katie Price from every newspaper + all above & i'm on my way to the … Ban Katie Price from every newspaper + all above & i'm on my way to the polling station :thumbsup:



    Added - somehow! :thumbsup:

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    whatsThePoint;8291623

    whats your policy on immigration



    A very broad and detailed topic.

    My policy is on people working to make this country great, having a common goal and working as a team.
    To have people come to this country and live on benefits will not happen under my rule. And the same goes for those who already live in this country.

    Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country! :-D

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    whatsThePoint;8291668

    not the best tag line for people who weren't born here :w00t:



    You chose to live in this country, then THIS country becomes YOUR country. No ifs or buts about it!
    Which leads me onto point 10!

    10) Cap Footballer wages to about £12,000 a year.
    11) Cap Footballer sponsorship money.
    12 ) Increase wages of emergency service staff such as paramedics, firefighters etc, therefore giving the money to people who actually do a good thing for their jobs.

    In the real world people only go into politics to make money.

    Just appeal to as many people as you can and you're giving it your very best shot. Good luck.

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    DarkKnight;8291713

    10) Cap Footballer wages to about £12,000 a year.11) Cap Footballer … 10) Cap Footballer wages to about £12,000 a year.11) Cap Footballer sponsorship money.12 ) Increase wages of emergency service staff such as paramedics, firefighters etc, therefore giving the money to people who actually do a good thing for their jobs.



    10 and 11 (I have no problem with skilled people earning skilled wages HOWEVER they will be 'encouraged' to put the effort back into our society to make it a better and greater place for new generations to have the same opportunities).

    12 Agreed! (added in as point 11)

    Ban Father Christmas.

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    deek72;8291734

    Ban Father Christmas.



    No. That's silly.

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    robtallica;8291715

    In the real world people only go into politics to make money. Just appeal … In the real world people only go into politics to make money. Just appeal to as many people as you can and you're giving it your very best shot. Good luck.



    So let's change this 'real world'.

    JonnyTwoToes;8291769

    No. That's silly.



    Yeah, ban him for lumoruk. It will save him some soul-searching. hotukdeals.com/ite…-th

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    deek72;8291792

    Yeah, ban him for lumoruk. It will save him some soul-searching. … Yeah, ban him for lumoruk. It will save him some soul-searching. http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/649077/anyone-on-here-tried-bringing-up-th?



    It's not Father Christmas that should be banned, it's the growing up and not believing in him that's the problem.
    None of us should ever be forced to grow up from magical state of mind.

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    whatsThePoint;8291837

    bring back the cane for kids



    Seriously? Why would you want to beat up kids?

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    whatsThePoint;8291826

    i disagree with 11 having spent 3 weeks in hospital most of the time … i disagree with 11 having spent 3 weeks in hospital most of the time nurses don't do much, unless chatting is a skilled jobAnd firefighters rarely spend time fighting fires



    Did you get better in hospital? And if you did, was it down to divine intervention?

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    whatsThePoint;8291886

    now that you mention it NoPlus the nurse tried ripping a scab off my leg … now that you mention it NoPlus the nurse tried ripping a scab off my leg that was there because i'd just had an angioplastyIf she had succeeded there would of been a fountain of blood across the wardAnd i didn;t say they didn't work i just said they have a easy life most of the time



    I think you will find most hard working nurses will disagree strongly, however point taken and I feel that a work shy attitude across the board of ALL employment could be solved with a more educated management.

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    whatsThePoint;8291908

    Didn't kids stop having respect for others around the time the cane was … Didn't kids stop having respect for others around the time the cane was stopped?



    So you are suggesting beating kids would earn respect?
    I don't think beating kids into submission will solve the problems we have now.

    Have a read of the conscription point (original post).
    I feel this would be more constructive.

    whatsThePoint;8291826

    and firefighters rarely spend time fighting fires



    Ok then, we'll add starting more fires and causing more serious car accidents to be made compulsory to ensure you get your moneys worth out of them. :?

    whatsThePoint;8291999

    So you think dealing with a serious accident means someone should be paid … So you think dealing with a serious accident means someone should be paid an inflated wage,[COLOR="Red"] i'm sure people who work for car recovery companies will be happy to hear that[/COLOR] :thumbsup:



    And their roles at a serious car accident are comparable?

    If you think a firemans wage is inflated I just hope you never find out my salary :whistling:

    I can't imagine there are many people who agree with you that firemen are overpaid.

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    whatsThePoint;8292254

    Its bad enought when the dog follows me about everywhere, don't you have … Its bad enought when the dog follows me about everywhere, don't you have a life of your own you could try living :thumbsup:



    not when you are so entertaining with your ridiculous viewpoints and opinions and generally getting stuff wrong........ you are far more entertaining than any dog could ever be

    i blame the cane:thumbsup:

    you are regurgitating my lines from the other thread btw......wheres ur brain

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    Education would also be a priority in my Manifesto!:-D

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    JonnyTwoToes;8292290

    Education would also be a priority in my Manifesto!:-D



    maybe add an extra helping..........instead of canings, it would appear beating up kids does not help them later in life:)

    whatsThePoint;8292344

    Who said i post my views on herei know you haven't but other people have … Who said i post my views on herei know you haven't but other people have heard of Devil's advocateLike they say you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can if they are called casperwhite or csiman as they fall for anything :w00t:But well done for being the biggest laugh on here, opps i mean bigger joke :thumbsup:



    :?

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    bossyboots;8292354

    :?



    dont ask , hes got some point to prove.......

    only reason i know who he is is that he made a complete fool of himself talking about clutch plates the other week.......

    i blame the cane:thumbsup:

    whatsThePoint;8292268

    It was you who suggested causing the accidents in the first place you … It was you who suggested causing the accidents in the first place you tell me :whistling:



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    deek72;8292546

    Wall, head, brick..................



    not you as well:w00t:

    i blame the cane:)

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    Hey guys, have a read of [COLOR="Red"]Point 1[/COLOR] in my Manifesto! :thumbsup:
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