Jordan's amazing wonders. (Amazon reviews lol)

Read the reviews of Jordan and Peter's CD... :giggle:

amazon.co.uk/gp/…sic

:w00t: Watch out... we could have another Hasselhoff-style ego-explosion on our hands.

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lol, good stuff!! :giggle: :lol:

Jesus, was this a competition who could write the most over the top sickly review?

Oh NO, I reckon they got their friend to write them, did I say friend, o yes that's right - friend without an 's' on the end.

Amazon wrote it, they had to free some space at the warehouse

how funny is this? Absolutely "price" less.

Fantastic.

Think those reviews were taken from the local nut home :?

My cat was dead and now it is alive.




???

Are they joking? There's too many for that to be a joke!

Life from now on will be referred to as "BJ" Before Jordan and "ASS" … Life from now on will be referred to as "BJ" Before Jordan and "ASS" After the sugar* single

Cherish it. Hold it. Mate with it.


Play backwards for the bonus feature, allowing you to program the … Play backwards for the bonus feature, allowing you to program the underclasses as your mindless slaves.



And Ducky how did you stumble across that? You bought it didn't you... ?

Yes exactly what I thought...Ducky has bought it...probably aids duck mating!

Original Poster

Haha, no I haven't bought it but I have to add that review in now currychops.

I saw it on another site. It's like the Hasselhoff reviews which appeared a few months ago.

I love this one...

I subsequently packed in my £[...] a year city job, ditched my supermodel … I subsequently packed in my £[...] a year city job, ditched my supermodel girlfriend and locked myself in my flat, listening to Price and Andre till I'd swallowed every ounce of this musical epic. I now spend my days walking the streets of Aberystwyth distributing free copies of this CD to any who wish to be enlightened, dressed all in white carrying a long staff, telling the people I meet that I defeated the NAZGUL with this CD and nothing else.

LOL....Well it wouldn't surprise me if that actually happened in Aberystwyth......something has to happen there but I've yet to find what!!

They're brilliant, perhaps we should pick a product and review it til the cows come home

Original Poster

Sounds like a plan.

Maybe this?
http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/0002555026.02._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

I'm open to suggestions...

Original Poster

Hahaha.

Would they ban people for posting spurious reviews?

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emmajk42

Would they ban people for posting spurious reviews?



Evidently not...

Never trusting amazon again

Wow, good reviews all round, just placed my order.:)

And only £7.99, why isnt this in the Hot Deals section.

MBeeching

Maybe this?I'm open to suggestions...


LOL...

"WOW! 'Plopsy' (my cat) has produced some staggering test results! After we followed the tests, I calculated my cat's IQ to be considerably higher than my own! My own cat is smarter than me! Unfortunately I am unable to use the mensa application form on the back page as 'plopsy', true to his name, had a little accident with the pages he had clawed out of the book. However, he does seem very proud of himself now, I think he know's what a clever little kitty he is.

I can't wait to see what he produces when I let him have a go with my treasured first edition sudooku compendium which has been signed by "mr suduko" himself!! I'm hoping that this rare sodukoo book will be worth at least triple the £300 I paid on ebay for it, once it has been graced by the talents of little plopsy.

What a special book! 5 stars!"

LMAO, wtf? even legendary pop stars dont get reviews like these. jordans manager is clearly good with words:giggle:

Reviews have been removed!

..Spoilsports.

Original Poster

Time for a mass complaint to Amazon? They've wiped some amazingly creative work!!

Damm, hadnt finished reading them, it was quiet entertaining.

At least Amazon take this kind of thing seriously. That was probably the highest rated product Iv seen.

Be the first person to review this item.


How bad :giggle: :giggle:

The reviews are back by the way.

I just submitted one, and what is even more amusing is that Amazon say they check every review themselves before they post it, so they have allowed them on in the first place... They must be having a right laugh reading them!

...Do you think I'll get away with this one I've just tried to submit?

Oral Bliss.------------These two voices were born to be together.What … Oral Bliss.------------These two voices were born to be together.What Peter may lack in the length of his lower octave, Jordan more than makes up for with her miraculous ability to carry her well-rounded double D majors ...(Vocally).We have seen Jordan giving spectacular oral performances before, but with Peter, she has recorded twelve 4 minute explosions of delight!...Mesmarizing!

pubjoe

The reviews are back by the way.I just submitted one, and what is even … The reviews are back by the way.I just submitted one, and what is even more amusing is that Amazon say they check every review themselves before they post it, so they have allowed them on in the first place... They must be having a right laugh reading them!...Do you think I'll get away with this one I've just tried to submit?



lol nice one mate, I hope it gets submitted!

Yeah! My review's on the top of the list! ...I feel sort of famous!

]A Whole New World

I still find it funny how amazon took the 5-star reviews down before, it's like Amazon themselves saying: "now come on... The albums rubbish... Be serious".

I wonder if Peter and Jordan, seriously think their album is a 5-star? I wonder if they've actually read some of the reviews - and if they'd notice the sarcasm!?

pubjoe

Yeah! My review's on the top of the list! ...I feel sort of famous!]A … Yeah! My review's on the top of the list! ...I feel sort of famous!]A Whole New WorldI still find it funny how amazon took the 5-star reviews down before, it's like Amazon themselves saying: "now come on... The albums rubbish... Be serious".I wonder if Peter and Jordan, seriously think their album is a 5-star? I wonder if they've actually read some of the reviews - and if they'd notice the sarcasm!?



Thats quite funny, i woke up in the middle of the night, and thought of this thread :giggle: and i thought it had been posted when i woke up :giggle: Random

My ears orgasmed in delight


huh?! Am i missing out on something :oops:?

And why oh why is David Hasselhoff mentioned so often....:thinking:
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