Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow £39.99

- Careful! You’ll have your eye out with that!
- Pierre is back - and this time, he’s hard
- Fancy a cuddle with a worryingly large penis?
- It’s basically the same size as you
- Complete with adorable face to make it more adorable and less realistic
Apparently they are flying off the shelves
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