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    Just did something Alpha ...

    So I just got back from training, and some girls comes up to me smoking on road saying...

    Girl : "hey can you do me a favour and get me some fags"
    me: " aint you 16 brah"
    Girl : " "yeah I am ....(I cut her off)
    Me "well get them yourself then"
    girl " I cant because..... *I walk off* (she carries on talking)

    but the walk was a sick walk, like from a movie when the hero kills the baddie and walks off into the darkness

    179 Comments

    hahaha next week it will be white lightning she wants then crack!!! you saved her!!!

    lol she was trying to tell u that its now 18 to get cigarettes and we all know why u cudnt get em harvie....she was older than u

    you called a girl brah?

    damn you're suave

    She wasn't your type?

    it would have been a date if she asked for quavers??

    That's worse than wanting a Panasonic TV!!

    whats a brah?

    it means brother i think, but you say wassup brah?

    markhodges1975;3578228

    whats a brah?



    brah = bro

    dont know why bg says "brah" when talking to a girl...maybe he just gets nervous when actually talking to real ppl :?

    i saw dog saying it first

    markhodges1975;3578228

    whats a brah?



    gangsta speak for bro:whistling:

    http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/12678.jpg

    me smoking on road

    and

    the walk was a sick walk



    Gosh that's some serious multi-tasking - smoking and doing a sick walk.
    Got any pics?

    I think you misinterpreted what she was asking for.........she didn't want cigarettes. She took a look at you and wanted you to hook her up with some Gay buddies for some fashion chat. :roll:

    markhodges1975;3578228

    whats a brah?



    something a woman puts her norks in :thumbsup:

    me: " aint you 16 brah"Girl : " "yeah I am ....(I cut her off)Me "well … me: " aint you 16 brah"Girl : " "yeah I am ....(I cut her off)Me "well get them yourself then"



    dude you do know you need to be 18 to buy "fags" as you call them these days lol

    foxymissroxy;3578312

    something a woman puts her norks in :thumbsup:



    Norks ?????? Never heard that one before

    Original Poster

    thesaint;3578269


    i lol'd
    Abvance;3578110

    She wasn't your type?


    well she was breathing so yeah (she over 16 b4 h4ters come)
    snowtiger;3578199

    That's worse than wanting a Panasonic TV!!


    lol
    chesso;3578272

    and Gosh that's some serious multi-tasking - smoking and doing a sick … and Gosh that's some serious multi-tasking - smoking and doing a sick walk. Got any pics?


    lol que chesso for h4te^^
    Syzable;3578294

    I think you misinterpreted what she was asking for.........she didn't … I think you misinterpreted what she was asking for.........she didn't want cigarettes. She took a look at you and wanted you to hook her up with some Gay buddies for some fashion chat. :roll:


    yeah mabye she did call me simon after all












    lol wut?
    scotland88;3578314

    dude you do know you need to be 18 to buy "fags" as you call them these … dude you do know you need to be 18 to buy "fags" as you call them these days lol


    what did i used to call them before these days?




    lol wut?

    black gerbil1;3578325

    i lol'dwell she was breathing so yeah (she over 16 b4 h4ters come)lollol … i lol'dwell she was breathing so yeah (she over 16 b4 h4ters come)lollol que chesso for h4te^^yeah mabye she did call me simon after alllol wut?what did i used to call them before these days?lol wut?



    haha you go me their man!! i liked it!

    black gerbil1;3578325

    yeah mabye she did call me simon after all



    For someone that promotes himself as the funniest man on HUKD.........that must be the weakest retort i've ever seen. lol :-D

    Original Poster

    Syzable;3578344

    For someone that promotes himself as the funniest man on … For someone that promotes himself as the funniest man on HUKD.........that must be the weakest retort i've ever seen. lol :-D


    lol I am brah, oh yeah in b4 200 replies.

    so can u buy me some fags or what?

    serious question-
    do you get anything for having the most posts per thread?
    I cant find any info on it but does it increase your points or increase the red dots under your name?

    Note; not trolling, jus askin

    Original Poster

    skusey;3578437

    serious question-do you get anything for having the most posts per … serious question-do you get anything for having the most posts per thread?I cant find any info on it but does it increase your points or increase the red dots under your name?Note; not trolling, jus askin



    nah just proves that I am the biggest/most known member on the site, i also try to quote as much people as i can so they can say that "I interacted with bg1" hes like the biggest member on the site, hes a don

    2 words " I lol'd"

    Edit:damn its alan on lynds sign in

    your a hole?

    Supermod

    thesaint;3578269



    Pop your finger across the hair and it looks like David Beckham. Not that that has anything to do with anything.

    black gerbil1;3578448

    nah just proves that I am the biggest/most known member on the site, i … nah just proves that I am the biggest/most known member on the site, i also try to quote as much people as i can so they can say that "I interacted with bg1" hes like the biggest member on the site, hes a don




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    :thumbsup:

    Supermod

    black gerbil1;3578448

    nah just proves that I am the biggest/most known member on the site, i … nah just proves that I am the biggest/most known member on the site, i also try to quote as much people as i can so they can say that "I interacted with bg1" hes like the biggest member on the site, hes a don



    key.....

    lol just here to push thread to 200 posts

    I had to do Alpha whilst I was in prison;

    uk.alpha.org/

    jst here for the 200 posts! silently watching observing and admiring

    Banned

    So she wanted a fag - and chose you!

    Bit of irony there! Didn't she realise you're only 16 though?

    RedIron;3578513

    I had to do Alpha whilst I was in prison;http://uk.alpha.org/



    o yer what was tht like?

    fox2020;3578480

    [CENTER][/CENTER]:thumbsup:



    i'll contribute :-D

    Supermod

    I do actually live in a street called Alpha Street. If I find out BG is my neighbour...im all over his unsecured wireless connection.

    Cluffy321;3578532

    o yer what was tht like?



    Alpha was an experience to put it nicely, quite possibly the oddest thing i've ever had to do

    Prison was good generally, tiring but good

    can we do a charity fundraiser where we all pay to have BG1 not post for a certain amount of time?
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