JUST FOR FUN - NO WRONG ANSWERS - According to a new study, around 20% of women have used this as an excuse to get out of a date

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Posted 8th Nov
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According to a new study, around 20% of women have used this as an excuse to get out of a date
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I can't that night I have a date with my Girlfriend - definitely works
Office 2007
"I've changed my mind, I don't like you"
Feigned death ?
I've got to de-frag my hard drive.
Appointment at the AIDS clinic
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"Aunt Flo" has arrived.
I've got a nesting bird problem.
I have crabs 🦀

Sorry, what was the question again?
My pipes need lagging
I have explosive diarrhea.
It's not you, it's me
I'm pregnant.
Sorry but you've got too much money
One could have a study shoot-out amongst the directors of study.

According to a new study, around 0% of women have used this as an excuse to get out of a date.

According to another new study, around 10% of women have used this as an excuse to get out of a date

According to yet another new study, around 20% of women have used this as an excuse to get out of a date

According to yet another new study, around 30% of women have used this as an excuse to get out of a date

.....so on...

A further new study, around 90% of women have used this as an excuse to get out of a date.

According to an expert new study, around 100% of women have used this as an excuse to get out of a date
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Edited by: "splender" 8th Nov
My pimp says I have to work this weekend.
"I just got back from the sex clinic, I'm positive, get checked (insert fake name)"

Than a minute later say "oops that was meant for my ex 😳"
it has to be "washing my hair" which obviously takes hours and hours.
Don't bother turning up , i can't be bothered . Just be honest
I have to look after my sick cat.
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