Found 12th Jul 2008
OK, here goes...

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper.

That, my dears, is the offside rule... =D

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what colour were the shoes though ?

lol hilarious

Nice one DM2

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Brilliant!!

Whats the offside rule?













[SIZE=1]joking ...... very good! get it now! [/SIZE]

Why couldn't somebody have explained it to me like that years ago! Get it now LOL

lol n1,
but i have to ask why were the 2 of them standing in queue for the till if they had no purses/money?

Very good.

You've been watching Chelsea play haven't you Ducky ? !

...but what if the first female shopper takes a step back before the purse is thrown? :whistling:

hahahah RAW D2, Frekin RAW

Women without purses in a shoe shop? Are you mad?

Is it bad that I already knew the off side rule?! :oops:

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lol n1, but i have to ask why were the 2 of them standing in queue for … lol n1, but i have to ask why were the 2 of them standing in queue for the till if they had no purses/money?



the till is a metaphor for the goal, considering you have defence and forward players it would be correct in that context as they would be 'waiting' for the ball in a sense. :oops: but you knew that already of course!

cheers haha i didnt know what it was and im a geeza!!! , then again boxing is my sport dont like football

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the till is a metaphor for the goal, considering you have defence and … the till is a metaphor for the goal, considering you have defence and forward players it would be correct in that context as they would be 'waiting' for the ball in a sense. :oops: but you knew that already of course!



yes but that would be the first question my mrs would ask!
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