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    Just got rid of the hugest spider I ever did see!

    This wet weather by me has just brought me the first spider of the season - and it was fecking huge!!

    Anyone else having these 'steroid' spiders?

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    Banned

    Got a pic or what?

    Banned

    No but i saw one the size of a tarantula once...

    Original Poster

    DangerGod

    Got a pic or what?



    Hell no, I don't mess around with these kinds of things!

    Up the Henry and bag disposed of, vile creatures!

    * Yes, I know people are going to come and tell me just how good these creatures are for the environment etc, but not these bloody big house spiders!

    My girl was like "GIMMIE GIMMIE"

    so i gave her my anaconda

    inb4 spider pic from Afghanistan.

    as it as big as this one

    Original Poster

    boabbyrab

    as it as big as this one



    bigger

    we had a giant one, - it had bloody fangs !!! it was in the bathroom, to be more accurate it was on the towel which hubby pulled upto his face to dry it, even he was shocked at the size, an he shouted me upstairs.... im terrified of tiny spiders let alone giant ones !!! so dont know what he expected me to do

    many moons ago when i stayed with me old man, going for a bath, puts the towel on the radiator. towel was a bit frayed at the ends, so starts drying me back and after putting the towel back still felt ticklish on my back, thought maybe cos the towel was frayed it was that.
    looked in the mirror and seen this bloody enormous spider* crawling over my back, let out the biggest girly scream you would have heard and started jumping around trying to get it off.

    *spider wasn't enormous but could have been with the screaming.

    Original Poster

    boabbyrab

    many moons ago when i stayed with me old man, going for a bath, puts the … many moons ago when i stayed with me old man, going for a bath, puts the towel on the radiator. towel was a bit frayed at the ends, so starts drying me back and after putting the towel back still felt ticklish on my back, thought maybe cos the towel was frayed it was that. looked in the mirror and seen this bloody enormous spider* crawling over my back, let out the biggest girly scream you would have heard and started jumping around trying to get it off.*spider wasn't enormous but could have been with the screaming.




    I was lying on the floor once and felt my arm being tickled. I looked and it was a massive spider, so i jumped up and whacked my shoe on it.

    The missus hen said she had seen it going for me, but didn't tell me cos 'she didn't want me to panic'!

    Silly woman!!

    boabbyrab

    as it as big as this one



    hahaha jokes

    Banned

    I am seriously petrified of spiders, I put sticky traps down all over the place, just bought some raid cockroach and ant spray and it works for spiders too, I seem to have a constant war on my hands and I won't stop till our house is a safe zone .
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