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    Just in case you're feeling a teeny bit glum . . . . . .

    I'm not sure if everybody will se the funny side of this . . . . . . let me know (hope somebody gets a laugh out of it)

    youtube.com/wat…vwp

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    LOL

    This seems apt


    "The Shredder"
    A young engineer was leaving the office at 3.45 p.m. when he found the Acting CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

    "Listen," said the Acting CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"

    "Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

    "Excellent, excellent!" said the Acting CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, "I just need one copy."


    Lesson:
    Never, ever assume that your boss knows what he's doing.


    Maybe the Best IRISH Joke Ever!

    Two paddies were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the other filling it in again.

    An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'

    The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick.'

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    LOL @ WoolyM

    A Irishman, an Englishman, a beautiful young woman and an old woman are traveling on a train that has just entered a dark tunnel. Suddenly they hear a loud slap, and when the train emerges, the Englishman has a red hand print on his cheek.
    He must have groped the young woman, and she slapped him, the old woman thinks.
    He tried to grope me but fondled the old lady instead, and she slapped him, the young woman decides.
    The Irish guy must have groped the blonde, and she slapped me by accident, the Englishman determines.
    I can't wait for another tunnel, the Irishman thinks, so I can smack that English **** again!

    This is how I heard the last one

    A young Welsh girl, an old Scots woman, an Englishman, and a Frenchman are riding a train...
    The train goes through a tunnel and it becomes pitch black in the car,
    a loud SMACK is heard... the train emerges from the tunnel and the Frenchman is rubbing his cheek.
    The Welsh girl thinks "I bet he tried to grope me and accidentally got the old woman and she slapped him..."
    The Scots woman thinks "He must have groped the Welsh girl and she slapped him..."
    The Frenchman thinks "The Englishman must have groped the Welsh girl and she accidentally slapped me..."
    And the Englishman thinks "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that French guy again."

    Banned

    is there a link?

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    WoolyM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc3Vx-mgPE&NR=1&feature=fvwp

    link not working for me

    Such basic humour yet so funny, I love airhorns
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