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    I went to the zoo the other day, all they had was 1 dog, it was a shih tzu!

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    Someone call the old bill.

    Barking

    make sure you give them a bad review on TripAdvisor

    you write your own material? cos i cant recall hearing that before.... oO

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    What was the enterance fee?

    is your avatar before or after your joke?

    awww so sorry for your bad experience. I went to a seafood disco
    last week... and pulled a mussel.

    brilly

    you write your own material? cos i cant recall hearing that before.... oO





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    Ah, there is the friendly and approachable misc I remember... Thought it had gone missing. :s

    Careful with that joke, it's an antique

    Shi tjoke

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    How on earth do you remember a joke you told almost 2 years ago where you posted it?

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    MrScotchBonnet

    How on earth do you remember a joke you told almost 2 years ago where you … How on earth do you remember a joke you told almost 2 years ago where you posted it?



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    MrScotchBonnet

    How on earth do you remember a joke you told almost 2 years ago where you … How on earth do you remember a joke you told almost 2 years ago where you posted it?



    He's not human , he's Mr. Data

    Taxi for Lexa!!

    MrScotchBonnet

    How on earth do you remember a joke you told almost 2 years ago where you … How on earth do you remember a joke you told almost 2 years ago where you posted it?


    "It's a blessing & a curse", etc."

    tregs

    "It's a blessing & a curse", etc."



    He was also a bit of brawler in his heyday.

    Keep 'em coming lovely Lexa!

    (and the jokes! oO ;))

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    The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: “I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience.” He stared at the screen, focusing on that odd word mongooses. Then he deleted the word and added another, so that the sentence now read: “I would like to place an order for two mongeese, to be delivered at your earliest convenience.” Again he stared at the screen, this time focusing on the new word, which seemed just as odd as the original one. Finally, he deleted the whole sentence and started all over. "Everyone knows no full-stocked zoo should be without a mongoose,” he typed. “Please send us two of them.”.

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    CookinBat

    The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of … The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: “I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience.” He stared at the screen, focusing on that odd word mongooses. Then he deleted the word and added another, so that the sentence now read: “I would like to place an order for two mongeese, to be delivered at your earliest convenience.” Again he stared at the screen, this time focusing on the new word, which seemed just as odd as the original one. Finally, he deleted the whole sentence and started all over. "Everyone knows no full-stocked zoo should be without a mongoose,” he typed. “Please send us two of them.”.


    More on that

    cchopps

    More on that


    Thanks.

    Original Poster

    hahahahhaah shud up you lot, it's my fave joke. It's simple and funny. So Blahhhhh

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    Lexa

    hahahahhaah shud up you lot, it's my fave joke. It's simple and funny. So … hahahahhaah shud up you lot, it's my fave joke. It's simple and funny. So Blahhhhh



    Are you talking about the joke or yourself? X)

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    MrScotchBonnet

    Are you talking about the joke or yourself? X)



    Awwww did you think this up all by yourself? well done!

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    Lexa

    Awwww did you think this up all by yourself? well done!



    Fancy a steak and a smarties joke book?
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