Just told the Police I've got an illegal air pistol...

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...they're sending the armed police round, it's been nice knowing you lot.

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What possessed you to tell the police such a thing

Original Poster Banned

I wanted rid of all illegal stuff in my house before I get my joining instructions

Original Poster Banned

I've been told to come out in my boxers buttoned up and my hands around the back of my head...I best go out side.

ooooh will keep my eye on the news tonight !!X)

I honestly don't think you're a full shilling.

gazza will be there soon with lager,a chicken and a fishing rod.

barky

gazza will be there soon with lager,a chicken and a fishing rod.



That made me lol X)

deek72

I honestly don't think you're a full shilling.



Who is on here ! oO

aren't you joining the police or such like? this'll stand you in good stead surely (give me rolly eye smilie back so I can use it here)

What illegal stuff have you got?

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how can an air pistol be illegal? you don't need a licence for air pistols/rifles unless yours exceeds the 6/12 ft lbs power limit?

or are you under the age of 14??
Edited by: "DaveLister" 20th Aug 2010

Original Poster Banned

yes I'm under 14 and joining the police oO
btw it's 17 now.

If it's got a self contained gas cylinder it is illegal...the policeman said so the website says so.

durham.police.uk/inf…php
Edited by: "lumoruk" 20th Aug 2010

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lumoruk

yes I'm under 14 and joining the police oObtw it's 17 now.If it's got a … yes I'm under 14 and joining the police oObtw it's 17 now.If it's got a self contained gas cylinder it is illegal...the policeman said so the website says so.http://www.durham.police.uk/info/firearms/air_weapons.php



From the age of 14 years old, whilst on private premises with the consent of the occupier of the land.

unless you live in a council house, then i guess you'd need to get consent from the council

DaveLister

From the age of 14 years old, whilst on private premises with the consent … From the age of 14 years old, whilst on private premises with the consent of the occupier of the land.unless you live in a council house, then i guess you'd need to get consent from the council



No one gives a **** about the rules and regulations

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CFC_Mark

No one gives a **** about the rules and regulations



haha okay

do you like spam fritters

u joining the po-leeeese now u gonna be a dadddy?

yey, 'who's the DADDY' !! lol

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magicbeans

u joining the po-leeeese now u gonna be a dadddy?



Good things come in threes right? Just waiting for the third thing. Maybe its twins!

lumoruk

Good things come in threes right? Just waiting for the third thing. Maybe … Good things come in threes right? Just waiting for the third thing. Maybe its twins!



haha..... bless as lovely as that is, it sure is hard work!! lets see whats round the corner for the lumors!!

And I always thought being in the police force was a ' grown up' job.
Lord help us.

What is NOT being banned:The ban does not apply to air weapons that use … What is NOT being banned:The ban does not apply to air weapons that use CO2 bulb systems because CO2 bulbs do not contain a projectile and are not therefore completely self contained.



OP, you sure this isn't what you have? When I read "self contained gas cartridge system" I thought CO2 pistols.. but that's not what it's referring to.

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deek72

And I always thought being in the police force was a ' grown up' job.Lord … And I always thought being in the police force was a ' grown up' job.Lord help us.



You really think i'm this immature in 'real' life? You really think everyone on here acts the same on here as they do in work? You think everyone at your work act the same when they get home? Do you think i f and blind in front of my grand parents, my parents and my wifes parents? The answer is no i don't because i know what situation calls for what type of attitude. You my sir are really quite stuck up if you think so.

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oldmanhouse

OP, you sure this isn't what you have? When I read "self contained gas … OP, you sure this isn't what you have? When I read "self contained gas cartridge system" I thought CO2 pistols.. but that's not what it's referring to.



ah ha you sir are genius for looking. Will take it down to be 100% though. So self contained would be say a shot gun style cartridge that when struck by the **** would fire the projectile out of the barrel.

whats the point being a cop?
you get chavs swearing at you and you dont have the power to do anything.
even if you catch a criminal, they will be out on bail the next day.
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