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    Kids are too quick!

    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
    CLASS: Maria.
    __________________

    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication
    on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables..
    __________________

    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
    spell it.

    (I Love this kid)
    ____________________

    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
    ________________

    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today
    that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE: Me!
    __________________

    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground
    than you are.
    _____________________

    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with '
    I. '
    MILLIE: I is..
    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter
    of the alphabet.'
    ______________

    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
    father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie,
    do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his
    hand.
    ____________________

    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
    before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good
    cook.
    __________________

    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is
    exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
    _________________

    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
    talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher

    10 Comments

    Very good!!

    original ones I have not read before!

    made me chuckle :giggle:

    love em

    lol!!

    Excellent!

    Nice:)

    Awwww!!! Adorable, fantastic answers!

    hahaha really funny :thumbsup:

    They're all good but the first and eighth comments particularly made me laugh.
    Have some rep :thumbsup:

    hahahaha i love 3 and the last one best lol :lol:
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