Kirk's (Coronation Street) one liner jokes and funny lines!

Found 26th Dec 2011
hi, i just love Kirk's one line jokes and lines on Coronation Street. He has me in stitches, so i thought i would start listing them here;

1. when Kirk was ased about how a hard a job was, some one said to him 'piece of cake', kirk replies, 'no thanks, i have just had a mince pie!'

2. kirk; 'i know a guy called Jesus, he used to work in the kennels. i think he was Mexican, he had a funny accent.

3. kirk singing a bad romance (lady gaga) to the new born baby, lol.

please add more, thanks
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oh god
Original Poster
what, lol
Someone has been on the sherry..

btw who watches corrie? it's utter guff
Original Poster
the other half!
I love Corrie and i'm proud to say it ...I find it hilarious
I thought they were all (bad) comedians on Corrie. Notice that I didn't call them actors.
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I love Corrie and i'm proud to say it ...I find it hilarious

thanks cheekychic
Yep have to say I like it much better than all the rest, always get a laugh out off all the one liners !! unlike Eastenders etc which all leave you feeling down !!
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and he will soon be on dancing on ice!
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