Know Pun Intended

    Know Pun Intended

    A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

    What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

    A backwards poet writes inverse.

    In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

    She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

    A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

    If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

    With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

    Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A- flat minor.

    When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

    The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

    *** (Just for the record I know no is spelt no ..!! ) ***


    Original Poster

    A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

    You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

    Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

    He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

    Every calendar's days are numbered.

    A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

    A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

    He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

    A plateau is a high form of flattery.

    The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

    Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

    Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

    Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

    When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

    Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

    Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

    Acupuncture is a jab well done.

    Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat

    First one's a repost tiger :roll:

    So's the second :w00t:

    Original Poster

    Woops ............ :whistling: do you think they'll notice ?

    ** both .. oh dear **

    No, i doubt it and if they do no-one will mind. You post so many decent threads that one or 2 fails isn't gonna make a difference to what people think... :thumbsup:

    Its a little sad that you do not KNOW the difference between NO and KNOW !!



    Its a little sad that you do not KNOW the difference between NO and KNOW … Its a little sad that you do not KNOW the difference between NO and KNOW !!:oops:

    I think thats the point..... :giggle:

    Original Poster


    Its a little sad that you do not KNOW the difference between NO and KNOW … Its a little sad that you do not KNOW the difference between NO and KNOW !!:oops:

    :giggle: It's even sadder that you cannot see that the spelling of 'KNOW' in the title is part of the joke . :lol:

    (Don't you just 'ate it when that 'appens ! ? )

    not quite puntstic.

    Original Poster

    reminds me of another one I was sent recently ..... !!

    . . . . . . . . . . . . Useful Insults
    [*]He's as sharp as a beach ball.
    [*]Stupidity doesn't count as a handicap, park elsewhere.
    [*]I would engage in a battle of wits with you, but I refuse to duel with an unarmed person.
    [*]The proctologist called!...they found your head!
    [*]His elevator won't go to the top.
    [*]She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
    [*]People would follow him, but only out of morbid curiosity.
    [*]Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, you might leave a stain.
    [*]If ignorance is bliss you must be orgasmic!
    [*]Everyone has a photographic memory, you just don't have film.
    [*]You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance.
    [*]Just because your head is pointed, that doesn't mean you're sharp.
    [*]May your life be like toilet paper--long and useful.
    [*]If my dog looked as ugly as you, I'd shave its butt and teach him to walk around backwards!
    [*]Everyone is entitled to be stupid, you're abusing the privilege.
    [*]All foam, no beer.
    [*]If you gave him a penny for his thoughts you'd get change.
    [*]The wheel is turning but the hampster is dead
    [*]People like you should not be allowed to breed.[/LIST]

    Excellent LMAO :thumbsup::-D:thumbsup::-D:thumbsup:

    know should be no!!

    Original Poster


    know should be no!!

    lmao !! not you 'en all :lol:


    know should be no!!

    nah, nope and you nose what i'm sane? :roll:
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