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    Know the time for doing the crime

    Taken from mse forum.
    A former Justice's Clerk has contacted us letting us know about a free site he's set up to help others. It's designed to give people a realistic idea of the sentences handed out for different crimes.

    The website is The Online Court.

    online-court.co.uk/Onl…asp
    Now you can know your sentance before you commit the crime and work out your deal!!

    18 Comments

    online-court.co.uk/Onl…asp



    I wonder how long I would get for GBH to my Builder/Plumber ?? :evil:
    WE ARE NOW ON DAY 8 OF A 5 DAY JOB (& he's only got a 10th of it done so far) I have already had 4 leaks from the new bath ..............

    Surely this will be completely inaccurate as it depends on a million things, previous crimes, on bail, off bail, community threshold, custody threshold, cooperation, history, family ties, commitments etc etc etc It's completely subjective

    Banned

    its based on the sentencing guidlines that magistrates and judges use to determine sentence, but as you say it depends on loads of different things so pretty useless really!

    snowtiger;2290902

    http://www.online-court.co.uk/OnlineCourt/OnlineCourtindex.aspI wonder … http://www.online-court.co.uk/OnlineCourt/OnlineCourtindex.aspI wonder how long I would get for GBH to my Builder/Plumber ?? :evil:WE ARE NOW ON DAY 8 OF A 5 DAY JOB (& he's only got a 10th of it done so far) I have already had 4 leaks from the new bath ..............



    I would say it would be worth it to sort your builder out but thats just me:evil:

    You'd get off scott free, if during a "seizure" your plumber, repeatedly rammed his head into the toilet basin

    6 months custordy????? jeez does anyone want my collection of indecent pohotographys of pinkitty? :lol:

    I'd prefer to do 6 months custardy....yellowy heaven...mmmmm

    MinstrelMan;2291232

    6 months custordy????? jeez does anyone want my collection of indecent … 6 months custordy????? jeez does anyone want my collection of indecent pohotographys of pinkitty? :lol:



    I will have them back if it aint worth the jail time;-)

    Just think, after your 6 months in custody your plumber might actually have finished your bathroom!

    pinkkitty2007;2291428

    I will have them back if it aint worth the jail time;-)



    if im going to jail they'd make the 6 months pass so quickly. :oops:

    MinstrelMan;2291523

    if im going to jail they'd make the 6 months pass so quickly. :oops:



    Lol sounds like your need is greater than mine;-)

    can i take 6 months supply of kleenex you think?

    MinstrelMan;2291587

    can i take 6 months supply of kleenex you think?



    You might have to barter for some in there. Im sure if you drop your soap in the shower a few times, the other lads would gladly lend you some of theirs :giggle:

    pinkkitty2007;2291618

    You might have to barter for some in there. Im sure if you drop your soap … You might have to barter for some in there. Im sure if you drop your soap in the shower a few times, the other lads would gladly lend you some of theirs :giggle:



    I aint no-ones biatch!

    MinstrelMan;2291638

    I aint no-ones biatch!



    Yes you are, mine;-)

    ok that I can live with

    MinstrelMan;2291724

    ok that I can live with



    Glad to hear it. Now give me some minstrals, im in need of chocolate:p
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