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    Ladies: Is it true that Chocolate is sweeter than S**

    I ve heard this a few Times but just dont believe its true, I dont really like chocolate, chocolate drinks , chocolate cakes etc. And the ladies are like "Euuwww What are you? Chocolate is better than sex!"
    I dont believe it to be honest..

    23 Comments

    No way! sex is way better than chocolate.

    Banned

    Just have sex and use some chocolate body sauce and everyone's a winner

    I was onced asked to dip my ding-a-ling into a chocolate fondue fountain...she wanted the best of both worlds i guess :oops:

    Women who say chocolate is better than sex is either getting rubbish sex, or not getting any at all, lol.

    Why not combine?
    http://www.alan-partridge.co.uk/multimedia/videoclips/imalans01/thumbs/s1e2Alan%20talks%20to%20Michael%20about%20the%20chocolate%20mousse%20on%20his%20face.jpg

    and the survey says...................

    Mix them and enjoy

    Original Poster

    BlondeBella;7785413

    No way! sex is way better than chocolate.



    That is reassuring...if you are a lady that is!
    Paddy Charlie;7785424

    Just have sex and use some chocolate body sauce and everyone's a winner



    hmmmm
    transit;7785433

    I was onced asked to dip my ding-a-ling into a chocolate fondue … I was onced asked to dip my ding-a-ling into a chocolate fondue fountain...she wanted the best of both worlds i guess :oops:



    Did you do it?
    ChipSticks;7785457

    Women who say chocolate is better than sex is either getting rubbish sex, … Women who say chocolate is better than sex is either getting rubbish sex, or not getting any at all, lol.



    Actually both ladies seem to either fall in either one of both categories..

    Nope.

    saayinla;7785481

    Did you do it?



    Of course :thumbsup:

    Chocolate lollipop....sssssschwing!!

    saayinla;7785481

    That is reassuring...if you are a lady that is!



    yeah im a lady and i cant understand why some one would pick chocolate over sex

    Lulu'sMammy;7785551

    Chocolate lollipop....sssssschwing!!



    Now your just missing the cherry on top:whistling:

    BlondeBella;7785573

    yeah im a lady and i cant understand why some one would pick chocolate … yeah im a lady and i cant understand why some one would pick chocolate over sexNow your just missing the cherry on top:whistling:


    I've not seen that cherry for a LONG time!!

    Lulu'sMammy;7785583

    I've not seen that cherry for a LONG time!!



    LMAO, the cherrys are boring anyway :giggle:

    Sex with a chocolate phallus.
    Sex with a chocolate coloured person
    The list of combinations is endless.

    Original Poster

    BlondeBella;7785573

    yeah im a lady and i cant understand why some one would pick chocolate … yeah im a lady and i cant understand why some one would pick chocolate over sexNow your just missing the cherry on top:whistling:



    Lulu'sMammy;7785583

    I've not seen that cherry for a LONG time!!



    BlondeBella;7785600

    LMAO, the cherrys are boring anyway :giggle:



    What cherry you talking about.....???

    Ohhh the cherry..!:-D

    transit;7785433

    I was onced asked to dip my ding-a-ling into a chocolate fondue … I was onced asked to dip my ding-a-ling into a chocolate fondue fountain...she wanted the best of both worlds i guess :oops:



    transit;7785514

    Of course :thumbsup:



    Did the other party guests not mind? nothing worse than pubes in your fondue.

    Anyone who thinks chocolate is better than sex is doing it wrong...

    Original Poster

    jellybaby22;7785711

    no......sex is much better altho right now i would rather have chocolate



    Mind if I ask why? no one around to do it right?

    Original Poster

    jellybaby22;7785751

    no.......due a baby in 2 dayschocolate takes up less energy



    fabulous news....safe delivery...
    I heard the alternative to Chocolate actually helps with the delivery of the new one, kinda like clear the passage or something.... I sure heard it helps while you are heavy though, not sure about that either.

    Banned

    I thnks this only applies to fat birds.

    greg_68;7785703

    Did the other party guests not mind? nothing worse than pubes in your … Did the other party guests not mind? nothing worse than pubes in your fondue.



    Lol :thumbsup:

    Im sure it has a lot to do with whether or not your getting and if they are doing it right.

    Original Poster

    whatsThePoint;7785782

    Are you sure they don't say "Euuwww What are you doing? Even Chocolate is … Are you sure they don't say "Euuwww What are you doing? Even Chocolate is better than sex with you!"



    Whats the point!

    never had it with both of them....not that I want to anyway....And we were talking about chocolate
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